A Reddit User Calculated How Many Cans of Spaghettios It Takes to Write Lord of the Rings

It takes HOW MANY cans of SpaghettiOs to write ‘Lord of the Rings’?! A dedicated Reddit user was on the case, and the answer is mind-blowing (and hilarious).

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Yes, you read that headline right. If you’ve ever wondered how many cans of SpaghettiOs you’d need to write the Lord of the Rings, wonder no more. A dedicated Reddit user put in the work and solved the age-old mystery.

Reddit user u/MyNameGifOreilly set out on what many thought an impossible quest, much like that of the Fellowship in Lord of the Rings. The goal? Find out just how many A to Z SpaghettiOs it would take to write the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy, and boy, did he deliver.

In a video that’s gained over 15k upvotes on Reddit, u/MyNameGifOreilly explained his process for finding the answer to this oddly specific (yet very intriguing) question. Check it out below:

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(More Than) One Can of SpaghettiOs to Rule Them All…

To find the answer, he first calculated the average distribution of letters in a can of SpaghettiOs. This meant separating and counting every noodle in a few cans. Next, he uploaded the data to a computer program that “converts books to SpaghettiOs.” Then, he cross-referenced that data with the number of letters in the Lord of the Rings trilogy and how often each letter occurred.

Finally, after a bit of math, he got a number.

According to u/MyNameGifOreilly, it would take 8,795 cans of SpaghettiOs to write the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy. This would cost you $12,225.05 and leave you with over 8 million noodles left over.

The comments were nothing short of hilarious.

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Though, some were understandably upset u/MyNameGifOreilly’s didn’t do what we all initially thought he would do.

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But according to a data scientist, this method is much simpler and mathematically sound (where’s the fun in that though?).

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Others couldn’t help but crack a few Lord of the Rings-related jokes.

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In short, we didn’t know we needed this information, but we’re glad we know it now. For more hilarious bookish content, make sure to keep popping over to Bookstr!