If you read Gulliver's Travels, you may remember it as a strange book. But underneath, it reveals what Swift thought are the destructive habits of humanity.
Given the skipped week last week, you will be getting a very hearty (though not too filling) course of 10 bookish tweets in total, which for a tweets-piece that is supposed to contain two whole weeks’ worth of tweets is – as Holmes would put it – “elementary”!
Be sure to give your well-deserving mothers and teachers a lot of love this weekend and try not to laugh too hard at these 'classic' tweets!
You know it’s all in good jest, Birthday Boy! But really though, go back to the bar and take some (more) pointers from Marlow…
When you have something in your hair but you don’t feel like using your hands to get it out, even if the love of your life and the one holding them captive strongly advise you not to… Oh Orpheus, Madonna called back on Earth: She wants her pose back, so stop striking it!