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November Netflix: 3 Books to Screen Adaptations Coming Out!

Its a new month so that means new movies and TV shows to stream on Netflix! Can you name them all?

 

 

1-The King

The King

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Based on Henry V by William Shakespeare, this adaptations come November 1st! Timothee Chalamet will be portraying Henry V, and Robert Pattinson will be in it as well, playing the Dauphin.

 

2-Let it Snow

Let It Snow

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Based on the John Green Novel of the same name, this adaptations arrives November 8th! The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina star, Kieran Shipka, will be in it. As well as Marvel star, Jacob Batalon.

 

3-Green Eggs and Ham

Green Eggs and Ham

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Based on the Children’s book by Dr. Seuss, this adaptation comes out November 8th! Familiar names, such as Tracy Morgan, Diane Keaton, Adam DeVine, and Keegan-Michael Key, from Key and Peele will be narrator.

 

 

Click Here for a full list of all new releases coming to Netflix

 

 

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Revisiting ‘New Moon’ Thirteen Years Later (It’s Still Bad)

This past weekend, I turned 21-years-old. To celebrate I forced several my closest friends to crowd into my apartment, watch me play Fire Emblem: Three Houses (Golden Deer gang squad up), and sit through the movies that I have spent the past year carefully selecting just for this occasion. 

The favorite of the night? Twilight: New Moon

And what turns thirteen-years-old on September 6th? Twilight: New Moon.

 

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Time to party, folks. 

 

 

Now, the movie adaptation of New Moon didn’t come out until November of 2009, but I’m not going to reread one of those cinderblock sized Twilight books just for a ‘heeheehaha’ gag article. 

I did my time, and I ain’t going back in. 

Speaking of my time, it was in middle school. Every November, a new Twilight movie would be released. And, baby, ‘obsessed’ wouldn’t even begin to describe my friends and I. 

We had the neon clip-ins from Hot Topic, knee high converse with zippers down the back, and #TeamEdward shirts that were all black with glittery silver font. 

I wasn’t emo. I was scene. So, obviously, Twilight appealed to me. 

 

Twilight stansSome girls I probably would’ve gotten along with/Image via Cinelinx

 

And though it was a phase that took up about four years of my life, it was still a phase. I’ve seen the first film many times since said phase, college kids today enjoy reliving that vampire laden pre-pubescent nostalgia, but my memories of New Moon had all but faded away.

Until this weekend. 

 

 

New Moon opens on Bella Swan’s 18th birthday. We learn through her Sylvia Plath poem of a nightmare that she is now officially one year older than the age Edward Cullen was when he was turned into a vampire, the age he will remain for the rest of his time on earth. 

Technically, Edward is well over one hundred years old, but Bella worries that once her body ages past the point of Edward’s he won’t be attracted to her anymore. So, she has decided to alter her mortal life state for this guy she met in science class last year, and become a vampire. 

 

Edward and BellaBella and Edward back in the good old days/Image via Twitter

 

Edward’s not into the idea. In fact, (after an incredibly awkward birthday at the Cullen’s) Edward dumps Bella’s dumb ass HARD. 

He claims that his family is moving, because townsfolk are becoming suspicious of the lack of aging going on over in the Cullen house. Which, yeah, they probably would be. 

Bella, however, sees through his very fair reasoning. She knows that Edward is just leaving to protect her from the greatest threat to her life. Him. 

OOOOOOO deep. 

 

 

Anyways, Edward leaves Forks and Bella sits in her room alone for, like, five months. 

 

Bella in bedThe iconic catatonic state scene/Image via Youtube

 

Eventually Bella’s father, Charlie, begs his daughter to end her melodramatic sobfest and go outside. And when she does, she realizes that she can conjure hallucinations of her lost love if she puts herself in dangerous situations.

So she puts herself in more dangerous situations, of course. One of such activities is cliff diving with her new rebound, Jacob. 

However, Alice (Edward’s psychic sister) has a vision of Bella falling into the sea, and assumes the worst. She returns to Forks in order to check on Bella, and while the two are catching up Edward calls the Swan’s landline only for Jacob to pick up the phone. 

Jacob then proceeds to tell Edward that Bella is f–king dead. 

 

 

So Edward decides to go to Rome during what looks like a giant Handmaid’s Tale festival, walk his glittering naked body into the sunlight, revealing his vampire status. This is a crime that in the vampire world is punishable only by death, which is convenient because the vampire police headquarters is stationed right next door. 

How anyone on God’s green earth is #TeamJacob is beyond me. 

 

the festival in romeThe festival that probably isn’t a real festival/Image via Italy Guides

 

Anyways, Bella and Alice fly to Rome via hard-cut, and rent a zippy Italian sports car (when in Rome, amiright ladies?) in order to reach Edward before he can pull a Romeo and off himself in the name of love. Take a shot every time I say ‘rome.’

It’s also worth noting that in the opening sequence of this film Bella wakes up with a copy of Romeo and Juliet in her bed, and the following scene shows Edward reciting a stanza of the famous Shakespeare play from memory. I just don’t want you to think that any of the allusions in New Moon are subtle or nuanced in any way. They aren’t. They beat you over the head with any and all references to outside works in order to prove that, yes, Stephanie Meyer has read a book before. 

 

 

Moving on, Bella is running through this festival trying to save her ex-boyfriend. He’s stripping down, about to walk into the sunlight, and a child is watching him do it for whatever reason, when Bella is able to run in a stop him at the very last moment. 

Then the rest of the film is plot set up for the next book in the series, and it’s all happily ever after or whatever. 

What stuck out to me in these final moments of New Moon, are Edward’s incredibly pale nipples. I get what they were going for, but Jesus Christ. Edward shirtless looks like when they pulled E.T. out of that river, like a dehydrated used napkin. 

 

Edward shirtlessThe nipples in question/Image via Flickr

 

In retrospect, it was a choice.

 

 

 

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Robert Pattinson Is Officially Batman

Robert Pattinson and Nicholas Hoult have been intensely (but not publically) contending for the role of Batman for quite some time now.

Last week, when asked to discuss the casting battle, Pattinson could only reply, “I’m sorry, but I absolutely can’t talk about that.” Today, Pattinson has reportedly won.

 

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Deadline confirmed that Pattinson has now officially been cast as the next Batman. Warner Bros. approved of Pattinson inheriting the cape and cowl, even though the studio was torn between him and Hoult.

The Batman director Matt Reeves personally favored Pattinson but both actors recently screen tested for the role. Given that Reeves’ film will be a prequel to prior Batman actor Ben Affleck’s Batman v. Superman and Justice League, a younger Bruce Wayne will be needed. Both Pattinson and Hoult were ideal choices given their range and experience with blockbusters and character driven films.

 

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Reeves will be directing an entire trilogy that will be tied into, yet separate, from the rest of the DCEU, given its place in the cinematic universe’s timeline. It will be interesting to see how Reeves bridges his films and Pattinson’s younger Bruce Wayne with the jaded Batman that Affleck delivered with legendary performance. Batman comics such as Zero Year, Long Halloween, and Death in the Family would cover the events needed for this character arc very well.

In the meantime, it looks as though Pattinson can now call dibs on the claim, “I’m Batman.”

 

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