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The Princess Bride is a fantastic movie based on a book about a book. And it’s also the inspiration for a host of fabulous memes. Sure, they’re a little niche, and you have to do some digging, but I already did that part, so sit back and enjoy.
When You Find This Article
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I, like Westley, was startled out of nowhere to discover these. Discovering new memes is a little more fun than discovering rodents of unusual size, though. Unfortunately I didn’t get the incredible situational irony he did. If only I’d said very loudly that I I didn’t think anything like this existed and then someone yeeted it at my face. Still, I’m glad they’re here, and I’m glad they’re such high quality. Also, does Westley have a lot of confidence here? ‘Large rats? Who would believe something so crazy?’
Incredibly RELATABLE Content
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How did William Goldman break into my apartment and record my thoughts decades before I was even born? I mean, there’s relatable content, and then there’s being entirely called out, and this is the intersection of that venn diagram. It’s like the book, the movie, whoever made this meme, and whoever posted it really get me. Yikes. I should probably write some apology letters. If you’re out there, I’m sorry for relating to you.
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The Chris Fleming meme is perennial, and I kind of love that some effort was actually put into the editing, but none was put into picking the pictures of Buttercup. It works! And it shows the meme creator’s priorities. As revelations from this meme go, it’s maybe middling, though Buttercup might disagree. We all learn things we can’t even imagine, and thank goodness we have this meme to express them.
How to Write a Cover Letter
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Honestly this is all just solid advice. Sure, he applied it for a very different genre of introduction, but whether you’re trying to get revenge very politely, or applying for an office job, greeting the person and telling them your name is a helpful move, and just plain good manners. If you’re going for the second, I might leave off the death threats, but hey, I’m just one person with one opinion. You’ve gotta live your best live.
When You Learn a New Word
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“There are more things in heaven and earth, Vizzini, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.” Or something. We’ve all been there. You learn a new word and then not only use it left and right, but hear it everywhere. I really like the word ‘ameliorate’, for example, and if it were as flexible as inconceivable, I might use it this regularly. Some people think he just doesn’t understand it, but I choose to believe he does and is just being outrageously dramatic.
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Alright, so you know we’re obsessed with SparkNotes’ twitter. Or, I am at least. The memes are so dank. And now there’s a master list of everything they’ve posted about Hamlet, or at least a lot of it, and it’s all iconic. Here we go.
When Your Dad Tells You to Do Something
Clean my room? Murder your killer? Totally, I’ll do that right now. Just let me finish this chapter. Level. Book. I’ll TOTALLY remember the stabbing stuff after that. I’ll even clean up the blood. When I get to it. No one’s perfect, you know?
When You’re Totally Not Jealous
Hamlet might have been the first emo. Maybe. Certainly he was pretty early. Like, I get it man, intellectual and philosophical despair or whatever, your stepdad SUCKS, but maybe go outside. Get some sun. Maybe some soft serve. Commit a murder. Whatever works?
The Roulette Wheel of Murder Excuses
No, I totally didn’t kill my brother, it was, um… *turns around and furiously spins visible wheel* … a snake! Yeah. It was a snake. You know how it is. So many venomous snakes here in Denmark, it was bound to happen sometime. Totally innocent.
Ignoring the Obvious
Look. Your father died in a mysterious snake accident. Your uncle MARRIED YOUR MOM. That’s a yikes in any context, but it’s a super yikes here. Go and get all philosophical about it if you must, but Claudius is barely even trying to hide his misdeeds. Get to the decision, man.
Did You Ever Feel Like a Vine Could See You?
Look, Claudius, if you’re going to pull off a murderous coup, you’ve gotta have just like, a little tiny bit of chill. I’m not asking for a lot. This is like a vampire freaking out and running from the room every time you mention the sun. If you’re going to murder your brother, at least own it.
When the Paper is Due Tomorrow
Maybe just do to him whatever you did to Ophelia. Too soon? #opheliadeservedbetter Seriously though, you live with the guy. Literally just stand there and kill him when he STOPS praying. Kill him in his sleep. Do something. Honestly, Lettie, kill or do not kill, there is no try.
Absolutely No One
Formally. Informally. Hamlet had the emotions of a Romantic, about a hundred years too early. I feel like the romantics would have really Gotten him. (Or like, four hundred years before his time. Imagine Hamlet with a floppy fringe. I digress). Either way, he’s an emotional mess, but mostly valid. #opheliadeseRVEDBETTER
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