Thank Satan, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina's last season has a premier date! The fourth and sadly, last part of the series premieres December 31 on Netflix!
The debauchery, orgies, mayhem and all around ghoulishness continues in this week’s Literary F*ck Boy Tinder Profile. With none other then Lucifer Morningstar himself!
We are moving to another universe to the show Lucifer which is loosely based on the character from DC Comic’s The Sandman written by Neil Gaiman. If you don’t know who this devil is, you’re about to. Lucifer Morningstar is ruler of hell until he decided to leave that life behind for the Los Angeles or The City of Angels. He helps solve crimes with the our other main character Chloe Decker throughout the show but we’ll get back to her later.
Unlike our other f*ck boys so far, Lucifer as the oldest has had literally millennia to have as many partners as possible. He is the definition of a f*ck boy! If anyone needed tips he would be the master to go to. He can “turn anyone” on thanks to his natural charm and devilish power. He’s even claimed that he can sleep with 92 people in eight weeks but don’t hold that against him, he was going though a bit of a dry spell. Needless to say, he loves and enjoys sex and might be borderline obsessed with it.
He’s indulged in orgies, I mean what devil wouldn’t? His lovers have included Eve, like the first woman on Earth ever, Eve, Oscar Wilde, who was straight when he met him and a lot of other unnamed men and women for thousands of years. What a true BI King! Also, he doesn’t wear underwear on a day he didn’t have sex or when he is planning to. So does he just never wear any, at all?
The first relationship of note for Lucifer, would be between him and his therapist Linda Martin. This devilishly handsome man has daddy issues; can you believe that? Lucifer would pay Linda in sex for their sessions. It’s not like he couldn’t use the money he has on actually compensating her for her lively hood, instead buying another fancy suit. But to each their own. As their sessions went on she could tell that she wasn’t getting the full story. He actually reveals himself to her as Lucifer Morningstar the actual angel turned ruler of hell so she can fully help him with his problems. She still has him on as a client but stopped the sexual nature of their relationship.
His other, more important relationship is with Chloe Decker. The two first meet when she is trying to solve the murder of a pop star Delilah. After that Lucifer becomes an official consultant for the LAPD, becoming Chloe’s partner and they work on multiple cases together. Chloe is the foil to Lucifer; she’s seemingly immune to his charms. He’s a content flirt and isn’t shy when it comes to how attracted he is to her but she constantly denies his advances. No, no means no dude, hang it up.
He is also very open about the fact that he is Lucifer but of course she doesn’t believe him at first. She doesn’t only until she actually sees, Lucifer’s devil face after protecting her. As well as to no fault of her own being near Chloe makes Lucifer vulnerable, physically and emotionally; neither of them really knows why. There is a theory however, that he is vulnerable with Chloe because he chooses to be without even realizing it. More recently in the show, they do grow genuine feelings for each other, sleeping together and start a relationship.
Here’s his profile; B.C.E (“Before Chloe Entered”)
We’ll have to wait for season five to see what is in store next for Lucifer and Chloe. But what I do know is that they are adorable and are perfect for each other. And I hope the writers keep them together.
Featured Image via Film Daily
This week’s f*ck boy is a magical one indeed. He’s a member of the Church of Night and attends The Academy of Unseen Arts with other gorgeous warlocks and witches. Oh, yes. We will be talking about the infamous, powerful and pleasurable Nicholas Scratch.
Let’s get you acquainted if you don’t know who this fine, gentleman is. Nicholas Scratch is a warlock on the Netflix original The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina. This new version of Sabrina’s world is heavily steeped in darkness, Satanism and delicious depravity so it only makes sense that the men of this show are devilishly stunning.
Nick was only a reoccurring character for the first and second parts of the show but becomes Sabrina’s friend while she was still with Harvey and a love interest after their relationship ended.
Now, to say that he’s popular among the witches and warlocks of his academy is an understatement. There isn’t moment when we see him school, that there isn’t someone practically drooling after him when they should be focused on their studies or protecting the school from…any threat really.
There isn’t much we know about Nick before his life at the academy besides knowing he no longer has any family and his jealous familiar but he seems to enjoy orgies, participating in one with Prudence Blackwood, an antagonist of the show and other magical students.
He was also in polyamorous relationship with Prudence and her weird sisters, Agatha and Dorcas. He ended the relationship in fear of the mind control magic the sisters use, not knowing if what they all had was real or not. He also offered to “share” Sabrina while he was trying to woo her even though she was in a relationship to her long time, mortal boo, Harvey Kinkle. We stan polygamy in this house but c’mon man, she’s committed.
Nick’s f*ck boy behavior hits us in full force when we learn that he was ordered by the Dark Lord, aka, the Devil, aka, Lucifer, aka Sabrina’s BIOLOGICAL FATHER to get close to her and guide her down the path of night. Bad Nicky!
She’s understandably upset but is already in too deep girl, and she in love with him. Eventually she forgives him after making a massive sacrifice by becoming Lucifer’s prison, proving that he does genuinely loves her but doing so left him trapped him in hell.
Sabrina and the squad rescue Nick and frees him from Lucifer. But he’s going through a lot. He was trapped for months with the Dark Lord torturing him, so he’s depressed and suffers from PTSD, which is rough, but as Sabrina tries to understand he grows distant and spends a lot of time in a Warlocks’ only club ran by Dorian Gray, yes the Dorian Gray, called Dorian’s Gray Room.
There a back rooms in this club that allow warlocks to live out their darkest fantasies, fantasies as in the magical, BDSM, adult sexy times. Which he indulges in, behind Sabrina’s back. It’s one thing after the other with this one folks. One fateful day while looking for her boyfriend, she pushed her way through the club and catches him in the act.
We understand that you were going through a lot, Nick but to cheat on the girlfriend who was trying to be there for you is not a good look, my friend.
His cheating not only affected their relationship but also, I think, made her more insecure about her virginity. Sabrina being “pure” is a through line in the show. She was going to sleep with Harvey but doesn’t then with Nick but doesn’t. She’s is okay with waiting until she’s ready and there is nothing wrong with that. Which is something she had discussed with Nick.
For him then, to cheat so egregiously was basically a slap in the face after him claiming to be content in his sexless relationship with his own girlfriend.
Nicholas Scratch is a mess but here is his profile.
What are we going to do with Nicky? The last and final part of The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina will be dropping to Netflix at some point and I kind of want him to redeem himself. I think the show should end with Nick and Sabrina happy even if they don’t end up together. And let’s pray that the writers don’t mess with Harvey and Roz or Theo and Robin because they are everything!
Featured image via Screen Rant
Andreeva goes on to say that “I hear a decision was made that the series as currently envisioned won’t move forward,” which seems to imply that there is still the possibility that this series will be picked up for a television or streaming production. Here’s to hoping!
One of the factors for halting production was due to the fact that the Czech republic, where The Magic Order was in pre-production, has reached a record level of COVID-19 infections. There was the indication that other reasons did exist for this decision, however those reasons were not stated.
image via Comics Beat
Mark Millar‘s series The Magic Order is a series of comic books that currently spans six issues that have been consolidated into one omnibus. Goodreads provides the following description of the series: “We live in a world where we’ve never seen a monster, and The Magic Order is the reason we sleep safely in our beds. Magic meets the Mob in The Magic Order, as five families of magicians — sworn to protect our world for generations — must battle an enemy who’s picking them off one by one. By day, they live among us as our neighbors, friends and co-workers, but by night they are the sorcerers, magicians and wizards that protect us from the forces of darkness…unless the darkness gets them first.”
Millar’s series is cited as one of the most bestselling comic book series in the past twenty years–which is no small feat!
While we wait for more news about what future this series has on the silver screen, we have the books to read and enjoy. Let’s hope for the best with this series!
Cover image via Engadget
Welcome back to Bookstr’s Literary F*ck Boy Tinder profiles! Today we are here to bring you one of the best hunters in the world. He’s the killer of demons, angels, ghosts and monsters alike; a pie enthusiast, famous FBI impersonator, Mark of Cain wearing, should just come out as Bi already, Scooby-Doo loving heartbreaker, over the shoulder thirst trap extraordinaire; Dean Winchester!
If you somehow don’t know, this handsome, handsome man, Dean Winchester is the eldest of a supernatural monster hunting team with his brother Sam Winchester on the long running CW show (and subsequent book series), Supernatural, which is in it’s final season. I’m devastated but it’s time.
But we aren’t here to be all sappy, we’re here to discuss this man’s f*ck boy behavior! And the endings to his more serious relationships.
Whether he comes across a nest of vampires, packs of werewolves, leviathan, or Death himself, he’s usually always down for a hookup with a beautiful woman he met at a small town bar or one of their female clients if he can. He even has been show to have a dating profile on the show.
‘Rolling through town, no strings attached’ is right! Dean is known for hooking up literally all over the country as he and his brother travel to defeat some source of evil somewhere. However, unlike or last f*ck boy, Damon, Dean has had a few more meaningful relationships through out the show’s run.
The major relationship of note was with Lisa Braeden, where we met here in season three. The two met while Dean was hunting solo and spent a week together before he had to leave town. They meet again but now with Lisa was her nine -year-old son Ben, who isn’t Dean’s but becomes like one in the future. At the end of season five and into season six, Dean lives with Lisa and Ben and had been for a year after Sam died (not for long) and retired from hunting.
When he comes out of retirement and it is reveled Sam is alive their relationship started to crumble. Their relationship finally and unfortunately ended when he had Castiel take her memories away to keep her safe. I’m still crying!
His first love interest was Robin when Dean was sixteen. Their relationship ended abruptly when he couldn’t keep his promise to take her to the homecoming dance because the boys’ father forced them to hit the road again. They met again years later but didn’t get back together due to “the family business”.
Another short lived relationship is with Anna Milton, who we met in season four of the show. Their relationship was very short lived after she tried to kill John and Mary (Dean and Sam’s parents) in the past before his brother was born. She is killed off by the angel Michael.
Next, we have Cassie Robinson. The two met while she was in college and he was on a job in Ohio. This is one of the only women he trusted with the true nature of his job. She was understandably freaked out and dumped him but was still very much in love with him.
Dean has a lot of parental issues. If you know, you know, child! The show has never shied away about how hunting and keeping up with “the family business” affected the brothers. It’s no more evident in their romantic relationships. Many of Dean’s relationships, booty calls excluded, have been impacted by the grand design of Dean and Sam being the be all, end all, to the save world. The one true love of his life, Lisa had to be made to forget him because he didn’t want his life to change hers anymore than it already had.
Before we go, we must talk about Dean and Castiel’s long shipping. Castiel is an angel who becomes more than just an antagonist for our boys, he becomes a great friend, ally, and is referred to as family from time to time. BUT, we the fans couldn’t help but notice the intense chemistry between the two.
Many jokes have been made about the Destiel ship in the show as the creators and actors are in-tune with the goings on of the fandom. For me personally, you can’t erase the tension that has been built up between the two, so whether the writers had always had intended these underlying feelings for the characters or not, they have the best bromance of all time.