If you’re anything like me, SparkNotes has always been there when you need it. Now, they’re not only helping you pass your classes, but also serving you the spiciest of literature memes. They’re all pure gold, but here are just a few.
Theseus or not, YOU. ARE. VALID.
Unfortunately there’s no third option, so if you want to set the Minotaur up on a blind date with your friend, you’re kind of out of luck. Otherwise, you’re good though. What color do your sails need to be if you didn’t slay the Minotaur but you’re seeing it this Friday?
Some people appreciate attitude
I mean, he’s already in love with her by that point, but you get the idea. He’s always talking about how mean she is, and then boom, marry me! Of course, the same could be said of her. What a stressful ship. Still though, you know, I’m on it.
Want to delay your problems forever?
Curiosity may not have killed the cat, but it sure killed Dorian Gray. Still, he lived a while looking fresh and evil in stead of old and evil, so if you’ve got the attic space, why not? In this economy though? The thing’s going under the bed.
Do You haunt an old building? Then you need…
Sure, you might not be the most conventionally attractive, but your secret underground hideaway is second to none, and isn’t it what’s on the inside that matters? What’s under the surface? (What’s directly under the opera house?)
People can’t know we sit! And… murder!
Maybe not as relatable as the original video, but definitely a strong mood, and just as futile. The body stays right under the floorboards after all. If only there’d been seashells on the doorknobs, maybe things would have gone better.
Hindsight is… Ah man I botched it.
Don’t look back in anger (or at all). Going to the depths of hell is a nice gesture, and who doesn’t like musicians, but you’ve gotta stick the landing by actually fulfilling the deal. Just one opinion, but if both of you don’t come back alive, that’s a bad date.
Say au revoir to winter! Spring approaches and with it, the flourishing of parks and gardens depicted in some of the best-loved masterpieces of modern art.
Design a garden to channel your favorite Impressionist artists who, inspired by the spectacular transformation of Paris in the 19th-century, painted these green spaces as the distinctive scenes of contemporary life.
Reveal your favorite, then learn more about this extraordinarily creative period in Public Parks, Private Gardens: Paris to Province, a new publication available at The Met Store.
Paintings are often inspired by works of literature, art imitating art and all the rest of it. Recently I wrote an article entirely about my favorite paintings of Ophelia from Shakespeare’s Hamlet. But there are so many intriguing paintings I think could inspire wonderful novels. Here are seven of the works of art I think deserve novel adaptations.
1. The Fortune-Teller | Georges de La Tour
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I recently saw this painting in the Metropolitan Museum of Art and stared at it for a solid fifteen minutes. It’s fascinating, from the colors, to the unique expressions on each of the wonderfully diverse faces of the characters. I’d love to read about the lives of this gang of thieving fortune teller women, fleecing unsuspecting rich folk in beautiful clothing. I must know more of their escapades!
2. Portrait of Cornelia, Clara, and Johanna Veth | Jan Veth
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This painting hangs in Amsterdam’s Rijks Museum, and I was captivated by the faces of these three women, the artist’s sisters. Their individual looks and expressions fascinated me, and I’d love to know what they were thinking, their relationships with one another and what happened in their lives. There seems to be quite a significant age gap between the two seated and the younger in the middle, though you can sense the closeness between all three. The dark colors lend a somber air to the painting, but their eyes shine with a different sort of feeling.
3. A Convent Garden | John Brittany
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The model for this painting was actually Brittany’s wife, not a nun, but the bright colors and interesting garb of the nuns in the painting hint at the peace they have found with their vocation. However, I wonder does this woman have an inner world that does not match up with her pious lifestyle, or maybe she has ambitions to flee? Perhaps she has a secret.
4. The Cheat | Georges de La Tour
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Another de la Tour, but so much goes on in each one of his works, I want to know the bigger story! Again, each character wears a different, amusing expression. Why is the man cheating? What are they playing for? What does he stand to win, or lose? What is the relationship between the lady with the wine, and the woman she is speaking with? Servant and mistress? Friends? Lovers? I have so many questions and I would like them answered in novel form please.
5. Thanksgiving | John Currin
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John Currin’s knack for the uncanny is unlike any other. This strange Thanksgiving scene also features, it would seem, three sisters, long-necked and strange, preparing a plucked turkey for roasting. What is the one on the right feeding the one in the middle? Why is the seated character so withdrawn, how does she feel about the younger two? They are clearly well off, in lavish surroundings with an unlit chandelier above them. Where is the rest of their family? What is it about this painting that is so uncomfortable? What lies beneath?
6. The Two Fridas | Frida Kahlo
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Kahlo’s work was highly personal, almost always dealing with herself, or selves, but it is easy enough to imagine these two characters not as Frida but as the protagonists of a strange modern fairytale. Maybe they could be medical marvels touring Europe with their strange surgeon father who charges members of the public to come and look at them, or witch sisters whose twin hearts can predict the future. Who knows? I want to.
7. Christina’s World | Andrew Wyeth
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I saw this painting for the first time as a kid, and for the first time in real life just this year in the Museum of Modern Art in New York, and it has always unsettled me deeply. When I see it, I can’t stop looking at it. In real life, the model was disabled by polio, but it could depict so many things. Why is this girl out on their prairie, what is she looking for? There is a desolate desperation in Wyeth’s eerie landscape. Who is she? What has been done to her? What has she done? What is she waiting for?
7. The Garden of Earthly Delights | Hieronymus Bosch
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I feel like this could make a wonderful trilogy, considering it is already a triptych. Starting with the pious characters of the first panel, the strange beasts surrounding them, the pink world in the middle of the lake, moving into a more densely populated second installment, when the characters’ journey become more complicated, and culminating in a darker final book in which many demons are faced, and secrets revealed
Gathering up the motivation needed to accomplish day-to-day tasks can be hard enough, let alone gathering up the motivation to get those creative juices flowing. I’m twenty-seven-years-old, and I still struggle with self-motivating; that’s why I think the accomplishments of eighth grader, Camryn Green, are so utterly impressive: illustrator, painter, philanthropist, motivational speaker, and now writer!
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Camryn Green is a thirteen-year-old girl from Raleigh, North Carolina who became an entrepreneur at the even younger age of eight! She runs her own business called Camryn’s Creations alongside her mom who has been the major influence in her life, and together they sell Camryn’s paintings inspired by African art. The paintings range in price from $20 to $100, and the money earned is divvied up between her college fund, the business itself, and sponsoring a thirteen-year-old Liberian orphan.
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One day Camryn decided that painting just wasn’t enough, and she decided to write a children’s book entitled, Think It, Believe It, Do It. The book is filled with pictures of her original creations, and is intended to help inspire other child entrepreneurs. Toggling between her love for painting, writing a motivational book, and running a business, she was also invited to speak at the 38th annual Martin Luther King Jr. Prayer Breakfast held in Raleigh only a month ago. Not only inspiring children, Camryn Green is also inspiring adults.
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What’s next on Camryn’s to-do-list? She wants to have a television show called Camryn’s World where she tours the world, speaking with and egging other children on to follow their dreams as well.
Daisy Ridley’s new film, Ophelia, an adaptation of Lisa Klein’s 2006 novel Ophelia, has just debuted at the Sundance Film Festival, and it’s got me thinking of the all the Opheliaphiles throughout history. The tragic heroine is one of, if not the Shakespeare character most commonly depicted in art. The incredible visuals surrounding her death—the garlands of flowers each of which carry a separate meaning, the river, her long hair, and beautiful gown—have captured artists’ imaginations for years, so here is a collection of some of my favorite Ophelia paintings.
Ophelia by Constantin Meunier
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Hamlet Act 4 Scene 5 by Benjamin West
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Ophelia (unfinished) by Jules Bastien-Lepage
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Ophelia (1894), Ophelia (1889), Ophelia (1910) by John William Waterhouse