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The Internet Reacts to J.K. Rowling’s Grindledore Tweet

The dust has settled from J.K. Rowling’s latest Twitter revelation where the renowned author of the Harry Potter universe told us Dumbledore and Grindlewad were in an ‘intense’ sexual relationship. Rowling has become renowned for casually dropping details about her beloved fantasy series that shake up our view of the world with details we weren’t necessarily keen to know. Luckily, as we attempt to process her latest bit of information and wait with nervous trepidation for the next one, the internet had some hilarious responses to Rowling’s latest bit of unwanted Potter trivia. Here are some of the best ones from the Twitterverse.

Like Ben Rosen, who showed us that Rowling was getting a little too real.

Or The Bottom Text, V, who summed up most of the fanbase’s reaction.

Or a few of these Tweeters, who accurately showed how Rowling announces these things without prompting.

But perhaps the best was this Tweeter, who compiled a list of Rowling’s musings and showed all the strange revelations from over the years.

What were some of your favorite memes and responses to J.K. Rowling’s latest revelation? And what are your opinions of her continued ‘interesting’ trivia pieces about her universe? Are you ready for what her next terrifying piece of information might be? We’re certainly not!

Featured Image Via Variety 

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Hilariously Honest Book Titles (Part 3)

Before we get to the jokes, please accept our gratitude for your warm reception of the Hilariously Honest Book Titles series.

It’s nice to know that we’re not the only questionable characters laughing at these (just kidding… a bit).

We are now taking requests in the comments section for future list themes and/or specific books to parody. You can check out Part 1 and Part 2 to see if your requests have already been fulfilled. We are also willing to redo any alternative titles and damn our souls even further into hell on your behalf.

Without further ado, here are this week’s titles:

(The following jokes do not reflect the views of Bookstr or its staff members. We just happen to find them hilarious. Viewer Discretion is Advised.)

 

 

1. Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Percy Jackson and the Illegitimates

Percy Jackson

 

 

2. James and the Giant Peach

James Wants Dat Giant Peach

James wants dat giant peach

 

3. 50 Shades of Grey

Pornhub For Suburban Moms

Pornhub for suburban moms

 

4. Jurassic Park

Weirder Science

Weirder Science

 

 

5. Pride & Prejudice

Will Marry For Street Cred

Pride and Prejudice

 

 

6. My Year of Rest and Relaxation

My Year Of Reverse Fomo

My Year Of Reverse Fomo

 

 

7. The Fault in Our Stars

The Fault in Our Cells

TheFaultInOurCells

 

 

8. A Tale of Two Cities

Before Brexit

ATaleofTwoCities

 

 

 

 

 

Adjusted Covers via Masako Fukuchi; Pornhub For Suburban Moms by Rushali, Weirder Science by Sage, My Year Of Reverse Fomo by Masako

Macbeth

Hilariously Honest Book Titles (Ides of March/Shakespeare Edition)

Beware the Ides of March. I know we’re fresh off of this week’s Honest Book Titles (Part 3), but we decided to parody Shakespeare’s book titles to celebrate the shanking(s) of Julius Caesar. After all—you either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself get turned into a Caesar Salad.

 

 

1. Julius Caesar

Julius Gets Turned Into a Caesar Salad

 

 

2. A Midsummer Night’s Dream

Good Luck Puck

Midsummer

 

 

3. Othello

Don’t Trust White People, Othello

Othello

 

 

4. Twelfth Night

Freaky Friday

 

5. Hamlet

To Be or Not To Be, That Was on Point

hamlet

 

6. King Lear

The OG Sugar Daddy

 

7. Richard III

Hunchback of Notre Dork

 

8. Much Ado About Nothing

The Wrong Way to Get Married

 

9. The Taming of the Shrew

Would Thou Leave My Dowry So Unsatisfied?

 

10. Henry VIII

Two Boleyn Girls, One Henry

HenryVIII

 

11. Macbeth

Witches Be Crazy

Macbeth

 

 

And now we part with such sweet sorrow until next time, friends. Remember to make your requests in the comments section!

 

 

Adjusted Covers Via Masako Fukuchi; The Wrong Way to Get Married (Becky), Witches Be Crazy (Sage).

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Hilariously Honest Book Titles (Part 1)

So we stumbled upon this internet gem and felt the need to spread the love and then some.

 

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Image via The Meta Picture

 

YouTube has Honest Trailers. Bookstr now has Honest Book Titles. Some are from the internet, and some of them are our creative brain-children. Street cred is provided.

(The following jokes do not reflect the views of Bookstr or its staff members. We just happen to find them hilarious. Viewer Discretion is Advised.)

 

1. Moby Dick

Man Gets KO’d by Whale

Moby Dick

 

2. The Iliad

Brad Pitt as Achilles Makes Me Question My Sexuality

The Iliad

 

3. The Odyssey

Karma Is a B*tch

The Odyssey

 

4. Romeo and Juliet

The Only Way to Get Laid at 15 Is to Get Married

Romeo and Juliet

 

5. The Hobbit

You Know What They Say About Guys With Big Feet

The Hobbit

 

6. Anna Karenina

Trainwreck

Anna Karenina

 

7. The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe

Do Not Sell Your Family for Turkish Delight

Narnia

 

8. The Scarlet Letter

Be Gone, Thot

The Scarlet Letter

 

 

Stay tuned for Part 2 — More jokes available next week.

 

 

 

 

Featured Image via The Meta Picture; Adjusted Covers via Masako Fukuchi; Man Gets KO’d by Whale (Masako),

Do Not Sell Your Family for Turkish Delight (Laura-Blaise)