With Game of Thrones memes, you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain. Wait, wrong saying. I mean, it applies, but… ehem. When you play the game of memes, you win or you die. In a riot of angry fans because your memes aren’t (dragon) fiery enough. Hopefully not today, though! Not today.
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Hey. Hey. consider before you criticize. Has it occurred to you that he might actually be whispering? Check mate, critics. Still pretty out in the open about it though, I guess. I want to know how this empire ever functioned. I mean, yeah, dragons, originally, but what about the Barathean years? I feel like Robert was an ok king, especially for Westeros, but people hated that guy. And the second he died, everyone was like, you know what sounds nice? A spot of treason.
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You might ask, why is there a screen cap of the show with the actual line in a tweet? But that’s actually not her line. I don’t think. Who remembers? It’s just that her face says it SO clearly. You don’t even need to ask, that expression says more than a thousand words, and believe me, I’d love nothing more than to make you someone else’s problem right now. Immediately. I’ve already pressed the panic button. My manager is coming. And I don’t need to be told you’re gonna start fires, I already know.
Grief Does Funny Things
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There are a lot of things to like about this. Jon isn’t just nearby, he’s directly in sight. Plus the implication that they’re married. Should we all have just pretended he never came back to life? What happened to the ghost this week on Game of Thrones? Ghost, or the ghost of Jon Snow? Who knows? I would watch a show about Jon’s ghost and Ghost the wolf traveling the country together solving crimes though, that’s for sure. Sign me up.
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Look, I respect how much of a fan he is. We all stan. And he appreciates her like she should be appreciated. But at some point, you’ve gotta realize you’re making her uncomfortable, and stop immediately. And if you knew her last two crushes, you’d know she likes them a little more svelte and gelled. And ideally unaware of her existence. She deserved better. There’s no outcome good enough for her. She’s flawed, sure, but ultimately such an icon she’s done nothing wrong, ever.
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Maybe I’m forgetting something, but was Jamie worried about this? Like, ever? He was just like, well, thank god sleeping people never wake up! Time to skip back to King’s Landing and keep doing unspeakable things with my sister! Look, the incest is gross and I hate it, but also like… she sucks. She’s the worst. He’s like ‘society may frown… but I love her!’ and it’s like the Arrested Development meme, like….. her? Of all people?
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