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Hilariously Honest Book Titles (Part 3)

Before we get to the jokes, please accept our gratitude for your warm reception of the Hilariously Honest Book Titles series.

It’s nice to know that we’re not the only questionable characters laughing at these (just kidding… a bit).

We are now taking requests in the comments section for future list themes and/or specific books to parody. You can check out Part 1 and Part 2 to see if your requests have already been fulfilled. We are also willing to redo any alternative titles and damn our souls even further into hell on your behalf.

Without further ado, here are this week’s titles:

(The following jokes do not reflect the views of Bookstr or its staff members. We just happen to find them hilarious. Viewer Discretion is Advised.)

 

 

1. Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Percy Jackson and the Illegitimates

Percy Jackson

 

 

2. James and the Giant Peach

James Wants Dat Giant Peach

James wants dat giant peach

 

3. 50 Shades of Grey

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Pornhub for suburban moms

 

4. Jurassic Park

Weirder Science

Weirder Science

 

 

5. Pride & Prejudice

Will Marry For Street Cred

Pride and Prejudice

 

 

6. My Year of Rest and Relaxation

My Year Of Reverse Fomo

My Year Of Reverse Fomo

 

 

7. The Fault in Our Stars

The Fault in Our Cells

TheFaultInOurCells

 

 

8. A Tale of Two Cities

Before Brexit

ATaleofTwoCities

 

 

 

 

 

Adjusted Covers via Masako Fukuchi; Pornhub For Suburban Moms by Rushali, Weirder Science by Sage, My Year Of Reverse Fomo by Masako

Macbeth

Hilariously Honest Book Titles (Ides of March/Shakespeare Edition)

Beware the Ides of March. I know we’re fresh off of this week’s Honest Book Titles (Part 3), but we decided to parody Shakespeare’s book titles to celebrate the shanking(s) of Julius Caesar. After all—you either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself get turned into a Caesar Salad.

 

 

1. Julius Caesar

Julius Gets Turned Into a Caesar Salad

 

 

2. A Midsummer Night’s Dream

Good Luck Puck

Midsummer

 

 

3. Othello

Don’t Trust White People, Othello

Othello

 

 

4. Twelfth Night

Freaky Friday

 

5. Hamlet

To Be or Not To Be, That Was on Point

hamlet

 

6. King Lear

The OG Sugar Daddy

 

7. Richard III

Hunchback of Notre Dork

 

8. Much Ado About Nothing

The Wrong Way to Get Married

 

9. The Taming of the Shrew

Would Thou Leave My Dowry So Unsatisfied?

 

10. Henry VIII

Two Boleyn Girls, One Henry

HenryVIII

 

11. Macbeth

Witches Be Crazy

Macbeth

 

 

And now we part with such sweet sorrow until next time, friends. Remember to make your requests in the comments section!

 

 

Adjusted Covers Via Masako Fukuchi; The Wrong Way to Get Married (Becky), Witches Be Crazy (Sage).

Anna Karenina Trainwreck

Hilariously Honest Book Titles (Part 1)

So we stumbled upon this internet gem and felt the need to spread the love and then some.

 

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Image via The Meta Picture

 

YouTube has Honest Trailers. Bookstr now has Honest Book Titles. Some are from the internet, and some of them are our creative brain-children. Street cred is provided.

(The following jokes do not reflect the views of Bookstr or its staff members. We just happen to find them hilarious. Viewer Discretion is Advised.)

 

1. Moby Dick

Man Gets KO’d by Whale

Moby Dick

 

2. The Iliad

Brad Pitt as Achilles Makes Me Question My Sexuality

The Iliad

 

3. The Odyssey

Karma Is a B*tch

The Odyssey

 

4. Romeo and Juliet

The Only Way to Get Laid at 15 Is to Get Married

Romeo and Juliet

 

5. The Hobbit

You Know What They Say About Guys With Big Feet

The Hobbit

 

6. Anna Karenina

Trainwreck

Anna Karenina

 

7. The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe

Do Not Sell Your Family for Turkish Delight

Narnia

 

8. The Scarlet Letter

Be Gone, Thot

The Scarlet Letter

 

 

Stay tuned for Part 2 — More jokes available next week.

 

 

 

 

Featured Image via The Meta Picture; Adjusted Covers via Masako Fukuchi; Man Gets KO’d by Whale (Masako),

Do Not Sell Your Family for Turkish Delight (Laura-Blaise)

 

 

11 Hilarious Literature-Related Tweets

Monday gets a lot of hate, but Tuesday is arguably worse- you’re not even half way through the week, you still have a misery-hangover from Monday, it’s probably raining, you may have seen a dead rat on your way to work…any number of unpleasant things can have happened by Tuesday.

 

But never fear, for Bookstr is here with a compilation of hilarious literature-related tweets from the endlessly amusing inhabitants of Twitter dot com. So, let these tweeters bring a smile to your face as we edge ever closer to hump-day, and sure, by then it’s nearly the weekend!

 

Via Tenor

 

 

Featured Image Via Know Your Meme

All the Harry Potter Titles If They Were About Other Characters

Harry Potter is an iconic book series, quickly becoming one of the most successful series of all time. It’s no surprise that this series has it’s lasted this long; how could it not between the movies, merch and of course, the books themselves. One of the things that makes the series is its intriguing titles. However, in each instance, there are so many possible titles that these books could have.  Considering there are even memes of the titles such as “Harry Potter and the Audacity of This Bitch” floating around social media, what would the Harry Potter titles look like if they were written about the other characters and not Harry? Do you think Harry would mind?

 

Via Giffy

 

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

-Ron Wesley and the Time Harry Almost Killed Him Over a Game of Chess 

 

Ron, a loyal friend to Harry from the very beginning. Right off the bat they became friends and right off the bat Harry gets him into a whole lot of crazy situations Between the three-headed dog and the killer vines that like to strangle you to death. Ron still sticks around and puts his life on the line during a super intense game of chess. The MVP of book one could have easily been Ron.

 

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

-Tom Riddle and the Time Harry Potter Stole His Diary

 

Stealing a diary is totally Mean Girls– the diary being the Wizarding equivalent of the Burn Book! .Without Tom Riddle’s diary, Harry would have never made it to the Chamber of Secrets, and we wouldn’t have a story.

 

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

-Hermione Ganger and the Time She Fucked With Time Travel

 

Hermione spent this entire book going back in time,  then using it for her own benefit and keeping time travel a secret from her friends and loved ones. If this doesn’t sound like the plot to almost every time travel movie I don’t know what does. Plus with Hermione being such an interesting and deep character, it definitely would have made for a HP worthy book.

 

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

-Cedric Digory and the Graveyard of Wizard Nazis

 

Cedric Digory, just minding his own business, learning spells, and participating in school activities. As a Hufflepuff, he embodied friendship and loyalty which is why hw and Harry decided to win he tri-wizard cup together, instead of fighting for it further. BUT OF COURSE, POOR CEDRIC FINDS HIMSELF ALL MIXED UP IN HARRY’S DRAMA, and in a graveyard of the most evil people in the wizarding community, he is murdered.

 

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix 

-Albus Dumbledore and the Time They Tried to Replace ME 

 

Lets face it, Dumbledore needed his own book title, what better book than the one in which they tired to REPLACE our beloved headmaster!? The book in which we learned there is only one Dumbledore and though he is a complicated man, his shoes cannot be filled.

 

Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince 

-Draco Malfoy and His Father, Who Will Hear About This. 

 

Throughout every single book, Draco finds himself uttering his most iconic phrase, never letting down his audience. It’s only fitting that he should get his own book title.

 

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

-Neville LongBottom and the Day He Stood Up for Himself

 

Neville has an extremely pivotal moment in this novel where the boy who we all knew throughout the books, he stands up for himself and others which changed the tone of the final battle in this series.

 

 

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