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Find Your Name for Every Genre

Oh barrette cat, none of us can. That’s what generators are for! This maybe has limited utility for actual character naming, but they’re so fun. Plus, you can always pick another name to remix for characters you’re writing.

 

Star Wars

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Who doesn’t want to be a jedi, especially with all the recent movies. We’ve all known what color our lightsaber would be since we were like four, but now you can also know what your name would be! Overall a pretty good generator, though what I got could’ve been more punchy. It doesn’t help my parents have coincidentally similar surnames. Better luck to you! My lightsaber would be purple, by the by. Because I’m edgy, I guess?

Mine: Norka Nonew

 

Dragon

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This is EXCELLENT. And I’m not just saying that because my name came out EPIC. It’s so scrambly you won’t recognize it, and it gives you a little wiggle room – I used the abbreviation of my dad’s name, not the full thing, for example – but not enough to change the name’s fundamental nature. I actually kind of wish I’d gotten something bad though. It’s always so funny it’s almost better. Maybe one’s coming up.

Mine: Lirimiim

 

Super Hero

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Not AS good a system, but still fun, I’m sure. My name is pretty cool, though it doesn’t really fit my actual powers. I mean, what? Being a flame knight would be cool! Ahem. I nearly put a marvel one here, but (and no hate), I am so exhausted. Aren’t you exhausted? Plus, this can no work for ANY of your fan fiction! You can even use the characters’ names to generate their alter egos. Clark Kent would be Ruthless Tiger. Food for thought.

Mine: Flame Knight

 

Zombie

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I confess, this one’s a little disappointing, but I’d argue it’s so silly and bad it circles back around and becomes great. A zombie whose last name is Carcass? It’s great. And it raises questions! These are surnames. Were your parents zombies? Your grandparents? Did they use this very generator? You could base an entire piece of flash fiction on these questions. Maybe. Imagine a situation in which a zombie introduces themselves. I mean.

Mine: Putrid Gutsman

Angelic

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Well, it sounds angelic, or at least like, biblical, I guess. Whether you want to write self-insert about Supernatural or Good Omens, or just like this kind of nonsense, it’s a good generator. Now we just need one for the OTHER side. Decide what animal you would have started as, describe how it walks, and then change one vowel? God, that book was genius. The dog’s name was Dog. Your fave could never, and honestly, neither could mine.

Mine: Noaasiel

 

Classical Musician

       
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Sure, mine sounds like the villain of a period piece, but that’s not… not my vibe. Plus, there’s a mechanic to give you cred if you’re an actual good musician or composer (I guess? I don’t go here, I just like the aesthetic). This is useful for like, and endless number of things, too. The names sound so pan-European! Have a somewhat Eurocentric fantasy story? All your characters have names. It probably wouldn’t be hard to come up with a list of female equivalents for the first names. Go crazy.

Mine: Cesar Di Nicodemo

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Can You Resist Bookstores? No? Then These Memes Are For You!

We’re all book nerds here, so I’m sure I’m in good company. The only thing I love more than a good meme is a good bookstore. Why not combine the two? If you, like me, can’t control yourself in a bookstore, these memes are for you.

 

 

The best invite

 

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Yes. Yes I do. Also I have zero chill. Any self control I may usually use is just gone. Maybe I’m the only one, but if I even pass a bookstore in the street I have to be gently steered away, or sometimes physically dragged. The pure glee on her face really says it all. And those are good friends right there.

 

 

I know all I need to

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All books are queens, and you know it. Sure, I can spend eight plus hours just looking around, but do I need to? I already want them all. The only limit is how many books I can physically take home on the subway, and even that barrier doesn’t get a lot of respect. Sure, I’m sorry by the time I get home, but when I’m deciding, no one can stop me.

 

 

Ancient wisdom

 

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Sure, it’s three pm on a Tuesday, and I’m drinking bubble tea, but I think I still look mysterious and wise. The books are used. That means they’re old and dramatic, regardless of the particular facts. I may not have the mysterious potion or the rocking beard, but I’m not going to let that stop me.

 

 

I’ve put a lot of thought in, and decided

 

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Now you may ask, when are you going to read them? Where are they going to go in your apartment? These minor logistics aren’t my concern right now. I’ve read the backs, and I’ve decided the best book in the store is all of them. At once. Right now. No, I don’t take criticism.

 

 

Nothing can stop me accept…

 

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As long as I have blood plasma to sell, I have book money, but unfortunately most shops won’t take it directly. It’s dangerous to even go in, why did no one warn me? You did, and I ugly cried in the street until you caved? Agree to disagree. But I will be back.

 

 

Ready to investigate?

 

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These bookstores think they’re so clever. And they are. I mean, are those even mystery books? We don’t know. We’ll likely never know. Unless someone wants to go full Sherlock Holmes and get into the truth of this. Volunteers, please send an owl posthaste.

 

 

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5 of Literature’s Most Epic Pets

Everybody loves animals, even fictional ones. Whether they’re surviving fires or starting them, biting or putting up with the protagonists, or really good sports about villainous mistreatment, these animals are in it for the long haul. Here are some of our favorites, in no particular order.

 

1. Buttercup – The Hunger Games

 

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This cat’s been through a lot. Bombings, attempted murder, living underground. I’ve never even known a cat who could stand a closed door. Nothing impresses Buttercup. All he wants is to have his head pet and maybe some fresh entrails.

 

 

2. Drogon – Game of Thrones

 

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Who doesn’t want a dragon? Personally, I’d rather be able to breathe fire myself, but this is a close second. Our boy got LORGE. Plus, he survives the game of thrones. What’s not to like? I’d ask where my dragons are, but there’s no missing them.

 

 

3. Hedwig – Harry Potter

 

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She bite! Sure, Hedwig might not be the cuddliest of pets, but she can find anyone on the planet earth, and isn’t that worth more? Dignity, messengerial integrity, spots, she’s got it all. Plus, she survives longer than about half the human characters. Too soon? It’ll always be too soon.

 

 

4. Toto – The Wizard of Oz

 

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Have we left Kansas? Doesn’t bother her. Tornadoes, witches, Toto’s not afraid of anything. It’s also revealed in later books that Toto, like most animals in Oz, is capable of speech. She’s just not much of a talker. Still, her tendency to bite witches speaks loudly enough.

 

 

5. Max – How the Grinch Stole Christmas

 

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Has any pet ever put up with more? From the indignity of having to wear just one large antler, to the logistical challenge of having to pull an entire sleigh, Max always does his best to make the Grinch happy. One hopes he got a large helping of roast beef for his trouble.

 

 

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Summer Flings – 5 Fantasy Standalones

As the summer draws to a close, here’s a list of the five best fantasy books you just have to read before autumn arrives! All these books aren’t set in the summer, but they’re still the perfect thing to pick up, no strings attached! Whether you like paranormal, high fantasy, or light horror, you’ll find the perfect book to read in the sun (without falling asleep).

 

 

Uprooted – Naomi Novik

 

Uprooted
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If you’re not reading Novik yet, then you’re missing out! This is the perfect standalone to get you started. Set on the outskirts of a terrifyingly magical forest, this book has a dragon (arguably), an unexpected heroine, plenty of violence, and even more magic. If you want a glorious modern story with the feel of a classic fantasy, you’re going to love this book. It’s also got sense, heart, and writing that’ll make you wonder why anyone else even tries.

 

The Coldest Girl in Coldtown – Holly Black

 

The Coldest Girl in Coldtown

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Black writes a lot of different moods, so if you read fantasy you’ve probably encountered her. The Coldest Girl is and isn’t like anything else. Whether you’re over vampires or completely obsessed, give this book a try. A strong, sensible heroine who never the less gets drawn into danger and horror she thought she’d escaped, this book has both the elegance and horror of the genre, the obsession and the disinterest, as well as characters who step off the page.

 

Deep Secret – Danna Wynne Jones

 

Deep Secret
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Jones is also outrageously prolific. Even if you haven’t read any of her work, you’ve probably seen the Miyazaki adaptation of one of her novels, Howl’s Moving Castle. This is something slightly different, but with Jones’ dry humor, sense of tangible magic, and deeply flawed characters you’ll still absolutely love. Royal succession, a secret magical society, and a digital curse make this book a classic, even if you may not know all the retro computer terms.

 

 

The Replacement – Brenna Yovanoff

 

The Replacement
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You probably don’t know Yovanoff, but you might want to. This book is a little gruesome, but only in the way some old fairy tales are. Sometimes children in Gentry are taken, and Mackie Doyle is what was left. Exploring sacrifice, familial love, and what it means to be different, this is an unusual book that’s worth your consideration. The protagonist is complex, and teeters between selfishness and alarming selflessness. My advice? Read it with the lights on.

 

 

The Hobbit – J. R. R. Tolkien

 

The Hobbit
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It doesn’t matter whether you’re a Lord of the Rings fan or haven’t even seen any of the movies, The Hobbit is self-contained novel that stands on its own. This book is sweet, engaging, frighting, and funny. If you like modern fantasy, here’s it’s start. If you love Tolkien, you know this is a great read and reread,  and if you never got into Tolkien and were too afraid to ask, this is a great place to start. Plus, they put the most gorgeous covers on this book now.

 

 

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