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Dog Caught Destroying Book about…Dog Training

Life’s not without a sense of irony it seems.

YouTube user Eldermisanthropy22 came home after a long day at school to find his copy of Guide to a Well-Behaved Dog torn up and strewn across the floor. The culprit? His new dog, who seems to be more ill-behaved than well-behaved.

 

 

According to Eldermisanthropy22, his dog was not too excited about being cooped up all day without a trip to the park. But don’t worry! In the description to the video, he writes that they went “straight to the park to play and get some wiggles out.” How cute! Well, maybe he doesn’t think so now that he has to clean up his eviscerated book!

We’re just glad his dog didn’t get a hold of the rest of his books!

 

 

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Mark Walhberg Reunites with Kormakur for New Adaptation

Mark Walhberg and Baltasar Kormakur are reuniting to adapt the 2017 novel Arthur: The dog who crossed the jungle to find a home. 

 

Arthur: The dog who crossed the jungle to find a home

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Walhberg and Kormakur previously worked together on 2 Guns in 2013, but this film seems to be much different in tone and subject matter. Arthur chronicles the story of Mikael Lindnord, the captain of a Swedish adventure racing team. During a race through the Ecuadorian jungle, Mikael encountered a stray dog. After the team fed the dog a meatball, Arthur followed them through some of the toughest terrain on the planet. Mikael even ended up adopting Arthur after the race and brought him back to Sweden!

 

 

The film looks to be a heartwarming and emotional journey following the team’s struggle through the race. If you want to learn more about the story before the movie comes out, check out Mikael Lindford’s account of this inspirational story! Nonfiction fans are sure to love this one.

In a review published at the book’s release, Publishers Weekly wrote:

The story of the race will appeal to readers interested in endurance, while the story about the powerful connection that can develop between people and dogs will find a broader readership among dog lovers.

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It’s Dog Day! Here’s 8 Quotes About Dogs to Melt Your Heart

August 26th is officially International Dog Day! So here are seven of the most heartfelt literary quotes to celebrate all our furry friends.

 

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1  – Milan Kundera, author of The Unbearable Lightness of Being

 

“Dogs are our link to paradise. They don’t know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring–it was peace.”

 

2 – Josh Billings, Author of Old Farmer’s Allminax

 

“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.”

 

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3 – Robert Louis Stevenson, author of Treasure Island

 

“You think those dogs will not be in heaven! I tell you they will be there long before any of us.

 

4 – Dean Koontz, Author of Watchers

 

“Petting, scratching, and cuddling a dog could be as soothing to the mind and heart as deep meditation and almost as good for the soul as prayer.”

 

 

5 – Emily Dickinson, Poet Known for “‘hope’ Is a thing with Feathers”

 

“Dogs are better than human beings because they know but do not tell.”

 

6 – Jonathan Safran Foer, author of Everything is Illuminated

 

“Why does watching a dog be a dog fill one with happiness?”

 

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7 – Plato, author of The Republic

 

“A dog has the soul of a philosopher.”

 

8 – Orhan Pamuk, author of My Name is red

 

“Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen.”

 

 

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5 of Literature’s Most Epic Pets

Everybody loves animals, even fictional ones. Whether they’re surviving fires or starting them, biting or putting up with the protagonists, or really good sports about villainous mistreatment, these animals are in it for the long haul. Here are some of our favorites, in no particular order.

 

1. Buttercup – The Hunger Games

 

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This cat’s been through a lot. Bombings, attempted murder, living underground. I’ve never even known a cat who could stand a closed door. Nothing impresses Buttercup. All he wants is to have his head pet and maybe some fresh entrails.

 

 

2. Drogon – Game of Thrones

 

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Who doesn’t want a dragon? Personally, I’d rather be able to breathe fire myself, but this is a close second. Our boy got LORGE. Plus, he survives the game of thrones. What’s not to like? I’d ask where my dragons are, but there’s no missing them.

 

 

3. Hedwig – Harry Potter

 

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She bite! Sure, Hedwig might not be the cuddliest of pets, but she can find anyone on the planet earth, and isn’t that worth more? Dignity, messengerial integrity, spots, she’s got it all. Plus, she survives longer than about half the human characters. Too soon? It’ll always be too soon.

 

 

4. Toto – The Wizard of Oz

 

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Have we left Kansas? Doesn’t bother her. Tornadoes, witches, Toto’s not afraid of anything. It’s also revealed in later books that Toto, like most animals in Oz, is capable of speech. She’s just not much of a talker. Still, her tendency to bite witches speaks loudly enough.

 

 

5. Max – How the Grinch Stole Christmas

 

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Has any pet ever put up with more? From the indignity of having to wear just one large antler, to the logistical challenge of having to pull an entire sleigh, Max always does his best to make the Grinch happy. One hopes he got a large helping of roast beef for his trouble.

 

 

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This Author Rewrote Books Where The Dog Dies, So The Dog Doesn’t Die

Humor writer and essayist Riane Konc took to the internet to bring the joy of living dogs back to classic novels. Thanks to her, it is now safe to read Old Yeller, Marley & Me, and many others without crumbling into bits and pieces after the dog dies. 

 

It came clear to me that Mama was right. And from everything I had heard, I knew that there was very little chance of Old Yeller’s escaping the sickness. It was going to kill something inside me to do it, but I knew then I had to shoot my big yeller dog.

 

“Come on out back behind the barn,” I said to him, a little too harshly, the words barely squeaking past the lump in my throat.

 

Old Yeller followed me back behind the barn. And that’s when I did it. That’s when I shot my yeller dog.

 

I don’t know if that’s the term: I think maybe I shoulda said “gave a shot to my yeller dog” instead of “shot my yeller dog,” but it don’t matter. It was still the hardest thing I ever did, because I’m dead afraid of needles, and I never dreamed I’d have to give a rabies shot to my own dog, but it was the right thing to do. Right away, Old Yeller seemed back to his old self: jumpin’ around and lickin’ me, and lappin’ up big bowls of water. He didn’t even complain too much about the shot. His rabies was gone.

 

Konc fixed books we didn’t even know needed fixing including The Odyssey, even going so far as to add a modern twist to a much happier, dog-filled ending

 

The dog Argos lay there, covered in ticks,

But as soon as he became aware of Odysseus,

He leapt to his feet

And put his paws upon Odysseus’ shoulders and it was

Almost as though they were hugging.

 

The dog’s paws wrapped around the man’s shoulders

As they shook and shook.

It was as though no time had passed

Between man and dog.

 

“Who is this dog?” Odysseus asked at last, smiling through tears

As though he did not know his own pup.

“Who is this good boy?

Who is this good boy?

Who is this good boy?”

 

And the swineherd, though he still did not realize

The identity of Odysseus

Was filming the whole encounter

Because he knew good content when he saw it

 

And later, without Odysseus’ knowledge,

He uploaded the video on YouTube

Where it was titled “Dog Greets Soldier Coming Home”

And it received well over 3 million views.

 

Thank you, Riane Konc, for saving my soul from crumbling with every passing literary dog and by giving happy endings to every good boy. 

 

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