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Hot (and Cold) Game of Thrones Memes

With Game of Thrones memes, you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain. Wait, wrong saying. I mean, it applies, but… ehem. When you play the game of memes, you win or you die. In a riot of angry fans because your memes aren’t (dragon) fiery enough. Hopefully not today, though! Not today.

 

So Secret

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Hey. Hey. consider before you criticize. Has it occurred to you that he might actually be whispering? Check mate, critics. Still pretty out in the open about it though, I guess. I want to know how this empire ever functioned. I mean, yeah, dragons, originally, but what about the Barathean years? I feel like Robert was an ok king, especially for Westeros, but people hated that guy. And the second he died, everyone was like, you know what sounds nice? A spot of treason.

 

So Genuine

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You might ask, why is there a screen cap of the show with the actual line in a tweet? But that’s actually not her line. I don’t think. Who remembers? It’s just that her face says it SO clearly. You don’t even need to ask, that expression says more than a thousand words, and believe me, I’d love nothing more than to make you someone else’s problem right now. Immediately. I’ve already pressed the panic button. My manager is coming. And I don’t need to be told you’re gonna start fires, I already know.

 

Grief Does Funny Things

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There are a lot of things to like about this. Jon isn’t just nearby, he’s directly in sight. Plus the implication that they’re married. Should we all have just pretended he never came back to life? What happened to the ghost this week on Game of Thrones? Ghost, or the ghost of Jon Snow? Who knows? I would watch a show about Jon’s ghost and Ghost the wolf traveling the country together solving crimes though, that’s for sure. Sign me up.

 

No Thanks

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Look, I respect how much of a fan he is. We all stan. And he appreciates her like she should be appreciated. But at some point, you’ve gotta realize you’re making her uncomfortable, and stop immediately. And if you knew her last two crushes, you’d know she likes them a little more svelte and gelled. And ideally unaware of her existence. She deserved better. There’s no outcome good enough for her. She’s flawed, sure, but ultimately such an icon she’s done nothing wrong, ever.

 

Strategy

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Maybe I’m forgetting something, but was Jamie worried about this? Like, ever? He was just like, well, thank god sleeping people never wake up! Time to skip back to King’s Landing and keep doing unspeakable things with my sister! Look, the incest is gross and I hate it, but also like… she sucks. She’s the worst. He’s like ‘society may frown… but I love her!’ and it’s like the Arrested Development meme, like….. her? Of all people?

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Can You Resist Bookstores? No? Then These Memes Are For You!

We’re all book nerds here, so I’m sure I’m in good company. The only thing I love more than a good meme is a good bookstore. Why not combine the two? If you, like me, can’t control yourself in a bookstore, these memes are for you.

 

 

The best invite

 

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Yes. Yes I do. Also I have zero chill. Any self control I may usually use is just gone. Maybe I’m the only one, but if I even pass a bookstore in the street I have to be gently steered away, or sometimes physically dragged. The pure glee on her face really says it all. And those are good friends right there.

 

 

I know all I need to

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All books are queens, and you know it. Sure, I can spend eight plus hours just looking around, but do I need to? I already want them all. The only limit is how many books I can physically take home on the subway, and even that barrier doesn’t get a lot of respect. Sure, I’m sorry by the time I get home, but when I’m deciding, no one can stop me.

 

 

Ancient wisdom

 

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Sure, it’s three pm on a Tuesday, and I’m drinking bubble tea, but I think I still look mysterious and wise. The books are used. That means they’re old and dramatic, regardless of the particular facts. I may not have the mysterious potion or the rocking beard, but I’m not going to let that stop me.

 

 

I’ve put a lot of thought in, and decided

 

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Now you may ask, when are you going to read them? Where are they going to go in your apartment? These minor logistics aren’t my concern right now. I’ve read the backs, and I’ve decided the best book in the store is all of them. At once. Right now. No, I don’t take criticism.

 

 

Nothing can stop me accept…

 

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As long as I have blood plasma to sell, I have book money, but unfortunately most shops won’t take it directly. It’s dangerous to even go in, why did no one warn me? You did, and I ugly cried in the street until you caved? Agree to disagree. But I will be back.

 

 

Ready to investigate?

 

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These bookstores think they’re so clever. And they are. I mean, are those even mystery books? We don’t know. We’ll likely never know. Unless someone wants to go full Sherlock Holmes and get into the truth of this. Volunteers, please send an owl posthaste.

 

 

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