While I may not have a few special bonus tweets at the end of this piece, it would be very much appreciated if you could read through to the end, because again as the title suggests, these came off of Charlotte’s web, so you know they are all worthy enough to be written out by Charlotte herself in order to save Wilbur from slaughter!
Not only is it Father's Day today, but also yesterday was Juneteenth, a day which had finally been made a federal holiday, usually giving workers time off (if during the week) to reflect on how far we’ve come and move forward to do more good and better for this nation. This is yet another massive bookish tweets meal for you all to chow down on because you’ve more than earned it for waiting this long for all this goodness.
Given the skipped week last week, you will be getting a very hearty (though not too filling) course of 10 bookish tweets in total, which for a tweets-piece that is supposed to contain two whole weeks’ worth of tweets is – as Holmes would put it – “elementary”!
Be sure to give your well-deserving mothers and teachers a lot of love this weekend and try not to laugh too hard at these 'classic' tweets!
You know it’s all in good jest, Birthday Boy! But really though, go back to the bar and take some (more) pointers from Marlow…