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Hilariously Honest Book Titles (Part 3)

Before we get to the jokes, please accept our gratitude for your warm reception of the Hilariously Honest Book Titles series.

It’s nice to know that we’re not the only questionable characters laughing at these (just kidding… a bit).

We are now taking requests in the comments section for future list themes and/or specific books to parody. You can check out Part 1 and Part 2 to see if your requests have already been fulfilled. We are also willing to redo any alternative titles and damn our souls even further into hell on your behalf.

Without further ado, here are this week’s titles:

(The following jokes do not reflect the views of Bookstr or its staff members. We just happen to find them hilarious. Viewer Discretion is Advised.)

 

 

1. Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Percy Jackson and the Illegitimates

Percy Jackson

 

 

2. James and the Giant Peach

James Wants Dat Giant Peach

James wants dat giant peach

 

3. 50 Shades of Grey

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Pornhub for suburban moms

 

4. Jurassic Park

Weirder Science

Weirder Science

 

 

5. Pride & Prejudice

Will Marry For Street Cred

Pride and Prejudice

 

 

6. My Year of Rest and Relaxation

My Year Of Reverse Fomo

My Year Of Reverse Fomo

 

 

7. The Fault in Our Stars

The Fault in Our Cells

TheFaultInOurCells

 

 

8. A Tale of Two Cities

Before Brexit

ATaleofTwoCities

 

 

 

 

 

Adjusted Covers via Masako Fukuchi; Pornhub For Suburban Moms by Rushali, Weirder Science by Sage, My Year Of Reverse Fomo by Masako

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Hilariously Honest Book Titles (Part 1)

So we stumbled upon this internet gem and felt the need to spread the love and then some.

 

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Image via The Meta Picture

 

YouTube has Honest Trailers. Bookstr now has Honest Book Titles. Some are from the internet, and some of them are our creative brain-children. Street cred is provided.

(The following jokes do not reflect the views of Bookstr or its staff members. We just happen to find them hilarious. Viewer Discretion is Advised.)

 

1. Moby Dick

Man Gets KO’d by Whale

Moby Dick

 

2. The Iliad

Brad Pitt as Achilles Makes Me Question My Sexuality

The Iliad

 

3. The Odyssey

Karma Is a B*tch

The Odyssey

 

4. Romeo and Juliet

The Only Way to Get Laid at 15 Is to Get Married

Romeo and Juliet

 

5. The Hobbit

You Know What They Say About Guys With Big Feet

The Hobbit

 

6. Anna Karenina

Trainwreck

Anna Karenina

 

7. The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe

Do Not Sell Your Family for Turkish Delight

Narnia

 

8. The Scarlet Letter

Be Gone, Thot

The Scarlet Letter

 

 

Stay tuned for Part 2 — More jokes available next week.

 

 

 

 

Featured Image via The Meta Picture; Adjusted Covers via Masako Fukuchi; Man Gets KO’d by Whale (Masako),

Do Not Sell Your Family for Turkish Delight (Laura-Blaise)