I once read this book about singularity…it really sucked me in!
It is Friday yet again which can only mean…it is time for another list of insanely witty tweets to get your weekend rolling the right way.
So, open your windows, roll up the blinds, kick your boots off, and get ready!
it’s weird to me when people say their heroes are writers, actors or directors when there are people who say “well, goodnight” and go to bed in the middle of parties they’re hosting
— maura quint (@behindyourback) May 27, 2018
“Why do you read YA if you’re not a young adult?”
“I don’t know, why do you read crime if you’re not a serial kill…”
*Backs away slowly, maintaining eye contact and still smiling*
— Tom Pollock (@tomhpollock) July 29, 2018
In honour of Emily Bronte’s 200th birthday, a suitably passionate & faintly aggressive introduction to Wuthering Heights pic.twitter.com/EI3WNXhf6K
— Emily Brand (@EJBrand) July 30, 2018
— Paperback Paradise (@paprbckparadise) July 24, 2018
I’m just not finding your protagonist relatable. Have you thought about making her a “him”?
— Guy In Your MFA (@GuyInYourMFA) April 1, 2017
Is your child texting about Guinea Pigs?
brb = bashful rat blob
rofl = royal oblong fur loaf
— Perfume Genius (@perfumegenius) July 26, 2018
JON SNOW: i’m dead
WRITERS: he’s dead
F: dead… in spirit
HBO: rip jon snow. murdered to death
F: ah… murdered… for now…
— demi adejuyigbe (@electrolemon) August 1, 2015
Wasn’t prepared for this chapter in Moby-Dick when everyone aboard the Pequod gets the same haircut pic.twitter.com/knhzlHiTCH
— Bridger Winegar (@bridger_w) August 6, 2014
“The Old Man And The See You Later”
-Hemingway’s break-up note
— maura quint (@behindyourback) March 11, 2015
— Chaucer Doth Tweet (@LeVostreGC) October 1, 2016
We get it poets: things are like other things
— Mike Ginn (@shutupmikeginn) September 8, 2014
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