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Hilariously Honest Book Titles (Part 3)

Before we get to the jokes, please accept our gratitude for your warm reception of the Hilariously Honest Book Titles series.

It’s nice to know that we’re not the only questionable characters laughing at these (just kidding… a bit).

We are now taking requests in the comments section for future list themes and/or specific books to parody. You can check out Part 1 and Part 2 to see if your requests have already been fulfilled. We are also willing to redo any alternative titles and damn our souls even further into hell on your behalf.

Without further ado, here are this week’s titles:

(The following jokes do not reflect the views of Bookstr or its staff members. We just happen to find them hilarious. Viewer Discretion is Advised.)



1. Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Percy Jackson and the Illegitimates

Percy Jackson



2. James and the Giant Peach

James Wants Dat Giant Peach

James wants dat giant peach


3. 50 Shades of Grey

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4. Jurassic Park

Weirder Science

Weirder Science



5. Pride & Prejudice

Will Marry For Street Cred

Pride and Prejudice



6. My Year of Rest and Relaxation

My Year Of Reverse Fomo

My Year Of Reverse Fomo



7. The Fault in Our Stars

The Fault in Our Cells




8. A Tale of Two Cities

Before Brexit







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