Hilariously Honest Book Titles (Part 2)

We’re back with more jokes. (Click here for prior Hilariously Honest Book Titles).

In this listicle, we have reached the comparably more modern era of books to parody. We hope they hit close to home.

(The following jokes do not reflect the views of Bookstr or its staff members. We just happen to find them hilarious. Viewer Discretion is Advised.)


1. Wuthering Heights

The Bachelor: Before Valium

Wuthering Heights



2. Huckleberry Finn 

Racist Kids Say the Darndest Things

Huckleberry Finn



3. Of Mice and Men

Handle with Care

Of Mice and Men



4. The Lord of the Flies 

Don’t Leave Kids Unsupervised

Lord of the Flies



5. 1984





6. To Kill a Mockingbird

F**k The Police

To Kill a Mockingbird



7. Crazy Rich Asians

Gucci Gang

Crazy Rich Asians



8. The Da Vinci Code

Art History For Dummies

Da Vinci Code


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Adjusted Covers via Masako Fukuchi; The Bachelor: Before Valium (Josh), Racist Kids Say the Darndest Things (Lexi), Don’t Leave Kids Unsupervised (Lexi), 2019 (Masako), Art History For Dummies (Lexi)