Beware the Ides of March. I know we’re fresh off of this week’s Honest Book Titles (Part 3), but we decided to parody Shakespeare’s book titles to celebrate the shanking(s) of Julius Caesar. After all—you either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself get turned into a Caesar Salad.

 

 

1. Julius Caesar

Julius Gets Turned Into a Caesar Salad

 

 

2. A Midsummer Night’s Dream

Good Luck Puck

 

 

3. Othello

Don’t Trust White People, Othello

 

 

4. Twelfth Night

Freaky Friday

 

5. Hamlet

To Be or Not To Be, That Was on Point

 

6. King Lear

The OG Sugar Daddy

 

7. Richard III

Hunchback of Notre Dork

 

8. Much Ado About Nothing

The Wrong Way to Get Married

 

9. The Taming of the Shrew

Would Thou Leave My Dowry So Unsatisfied?

 

10. Henry VIII

Two Boleyn Girls, One Henry

 

11. Macbeth

Witches Be Crazy

 

 

And now we part with such sweet sorrow until next time, friends. Remember to make your requests in the comments section!

 

 

Adjusted Covers Via Masako Fukuchi; The Wrong Way to Get Married (Becky), Witches Be Crazy (Sage).