Beware the Ides of March. I know we’re fresh off of this week’s Honest Book Titles (Part 3), but we decided to parody Shakespeare’s book titles to celebrate the shanking(s) of Julius Caesar. After all—you either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself get turned into a Caesar Salad.
1. Julius Caesar
Julius Gets Turned Into a Caesar Salad
2. A Midsummer Night’s Dream
Good Luck Puck
Don’t Trust White People, Othello
4. Twelfth Night
To Be or Not To Be, That Was on Point
6. King Lear
The OG Sugar Daddy
7. Richard III
Hunchback of Notre Dork
8. Much Ado About Nothing
The Wrong Way to Get Married
9. The Taming of the Shrew
Would Thou Leave My Dowry So Unsatisfied?
10. Henry VIII
Two Boleyn Girls, One Henry
Witches Be Crazy
And now we part with such sweet sorrow until next time, friends. Remember to make your requests in the comments section!
Adjusted Covers Via Masako Fukuchi; The Wrong Way to Get Married (Becky), Witches Be Crazy (Sage).