Alright meme lovers, it’s almost Valentine’s Day. Is this what you wanted? I confess many of them are about what else could be in the pleasure room. It’s good content. Anyway, I think the above meme is probably about how he’s a lawsuit waiting to happen, but I like to think he’s just as hot for memos as he is for contracts.
This Might be Worse
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Listen. I don’t judge, but 50 Shades is not my thing. But this? Let me tell you, I do not trust bronies. I just don’t. Why is it always Pinky Pie? Why is it always this exact vibe, down to the last detail? I mean, I’d bail if I saw the red room, but I’d bail faster if I saw this. It would make an amazing movie, though. Like, can you even imagine?
Can’t Suspend My Disbelief
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I confess, I am not 27, but I know I will not have my shit together by then. I won’t have it together by 30. I know plenty of people who are 27, and it seems like the disaster that is your 20s is just at a higher pitch, if anything. A normal apartment, with furniture? I don’t care how much money the guy has, I’m just not buying it.
Seems Pretty Harmless
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This is like Ben in Parks and Rec just liking roller skates. It’s harmless almost to the point of absurdity. You wanna braid my hair? I thought it was going to be something weird, like ponies or something. Nobody’s getting hurt, is all I’m saying. I still like the idea that this would bother her so much that she’d be conflicted about dating him, tho.
I Do Want to See, Actually
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This might be an easy joke, but I’m not mad at it. Like, hopefully he doesn’t still use the room for sex, I swear, but if this is what makes him feel better about his tragic backstory, I respect it. Those kittens look a little sharp, so I guess pain could still be involved. My point is I want a puppy room.
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