I’m honestly not sure how many Lord of the Rings memes I’ve thrown at you, but I just finished finals, and I needed something fun to post. Don’t we all, in these trying times?
No Such Thing as Bad Ideas
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Why are people always like, it’s fine, but really, it’s never fine. Also it’s been a while, and I don’t want to be that guy, but I think they did enter Mordor on foot. Technically. I mean there were eagles, spiders, caves, but that book has a lot of marching.
I’m a Dog Person
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So this is a thing, right? Like, why do dads insist they hate things? My mom wanted to replace me with a kitten, and my dad was like no, maybe a dog, a BIG dog. And he’s not even that bad, we had a big poodle when I was in middle school. Does he hate the cats, though? Of course he doesn’t. He’s their favorite napping spot. It’s exactly like the hobbit thing.
King of Negging
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Kylo Ren only gets away with this stuff because he knows he as fangirls. Maybe this guy does too, I don’t know. I never saw the movie. I don’t know the culture. But wasn’t at least one of them actually a king? Like I said, I’m due for a hobbit read, but I’d be ready to believe the movie just forgot.
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I’m not even here for the pun. Maybe just a little. I’m just imagining the cold chill I would immediately feel if someone called me precious. My soul would leave my body. Are there really people who could say or even think ‘my precious’ in a voice other than Gollum’s?
Dudes Being Bros
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Look, they’re not even five feet apart. We’ve still got a ways to go before LOTR enters the public domain, and I’m frankly terrified. The shippers are going to rise like it’s the end of days. I live in fear but also great excitement. 2050 is gonna be wild. I can’t wait.
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