Hey hey party people, it is officially Friday again which means…
It’s time for yet another list of wild-and-out literature-based tweets! I have searched the far, wide, and dark reaches of the Twittersphere to bring this list to you; kick off your heels, unzip your jumpsuit, pour yourself a glass of something cool, and let all of your weekday worries go with these thirteen tweets!
Come on my fellow avid readers…let’s get weird!
Bought a new thesaurus today. It is good.
— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) February 12, 2016
— Paperback Paradise (@paprbckparadise) March 23, 2018
“Have you read Proust? No, I mean, really read him?” pic.twitter.com/hA6mcyKSSU
— Guy In Your MFA (@GuyInYourMFA) November 25, 2016
Priest: Do you read to your kids from the Good Book?
Me: Every night
Priest: What’s their favorite part?
Me: When Frodo destroys the ring
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) July 25, 2015
*daughter grabs 50 shades of grey*
*smacks it out of her hand*
“I want to color!”
ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK
DON’T CALL ME THAT
— Jersey (@SatansTongue) February 12, 2015
How to write an existentialist novel:
1. Early 30s white dude is socially isolated and depressed.
2. No real plot.
3. That’s pretty much it.
— Existential Comics (@existentialcoms) October 23, 2016
I think I might be giving off a vibe. pic.twitter.com/5GboiH8hhn
— Harper Perennial (@HarperPerennial) June 30, 2016
I reverse image-searched this children’s book about Trump and this happened. pic.twitter.com/t9CRqezFrD
— Joe Dator (@JoeDator) November 30, 2016
I’m sure every girl at this bar wants to hear my incredibly detailed thoughts about Jonathan Franzen
— Guy In Your MFA (@GuyInYourMFA) October 26, 2017
— Paperback Paradise (@paprbckparadise) June 1, 2017
*in the middle of sex
*sits in a chair and sips coffee*
*opens poetry book*
Two roads diverged in a wood and I-
— Jersey (@SatansTongue) February 5, 2014
“A Farewell To These Arms, Bitch”
-Hemingway’s break-up note
— maura quint (@behindyourback) March 11, 2015
“Don’t fav because it’s over, RT because it happened.” — Dr. Seuss for millennials, probably
— Ella Cerón (@ellaceron) January 23, 2014
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