Sooo… we know we usually do this on Fridays, to get you pumped and laughing for the weekend, but alas, time got away from us last Friday, and so you get a little boost for your Monday instead! That’s right, today is the day everyone. Here are the funniest literature related tweets from the last week. So sit back, relax, and have a laugh on us!
mary shelley kept her dead husband’s calcified heart, hard-cœur or what
— Rachel (@underthenettle) August 12, 2018
Remembering my ex-boss who thought that the plot of King Kong was that if there is only one gorilla on an island it would get all the resources and grow to be huge, and that this scenario could and would play out in real life if there was such a single-gorilla island.
— Lydia ? (@liddytronic) August 15, 2018
imagining my cat just fuckin … laying WASTE to the mice of redwall
— Patricia Lockwood (@TriciaLockwood) August 16, 2018
when tinkerbell started dying because she didn’t get enough attention…… i felt that
— jas (@jasmyn_danielle) August 11, 2018
WHAT THE FUCK pic.twitter.com/HjD0NXjoes
— raquel #FORGOTTENLOVE (@ceredemonials) August 13, 2018
That awkward realization that the copy of Harry Potter you’ve been beating to death and writing in margins in, is actually … a rare and valuable print? Convo with @Margiggles: pic.twitter.com/zpMLQS8jmb
— Melissa Anelli (@melissaanelli) August 14, 2018
Mr Silly’s shoes are made of custard creams, discuss pic.twitter.com/5BIiBZMHot
— John Self (@john_self) August 13, 2018
“Ye ever wanty just wrap yersel up in tin foil nice and cosy and then just fucking get right inty the microwave and blow yersel up tae fuck” pic.twitter.com/z4OLPre3wj
— T’nt’cleSpaceHorror (@AshokaTheBear) August 12, 2018
i’m so glad i paused gossip girl s2e10 to read the beginning of dan’s supposed masterpiece……… truly this show is the brightest gem of the 21st century pic.twitter.com/kh9WOhhLLb
— christine baranski’s good leg (@kaysur_) August 12, 2018
my 2yo after watching Brave: MAMA TURN INA BEAR?
me, comfortingly: no baby mama won’t turn into a bear, it’s okay
2yo, distressed: MAMA TURN INA BEAR *PLEASE*?
me:…………………oh i see
— Alix E. Harrow (@AlixEHarrow) August 17, 2018
you know a book is good when you start hungry reading. ur eyes start running across the lines as fast as u can without giving into the urge to skip the whole paragraph. almost as if the words will disappear if u read too slowly. oh & the adrenaline rush of that? UNPARALLELED.
— f thot fitzgerald (@dracomallfoys) August 20, 2018