10 Ron Weasley Quotes to Remind You Why He’s Too Good for Hermione

When measured up to the other Weasley children, honestly, Ron’s a little middle-of-the-road. He’s not particularly smart (that’s Percy) or funny (that’s Fred and George) or attractive to Harry (that’s Ginny). But he has heart.   And you know what? He is smart and funny and—well, he’s Harry’s best friend. For good reason too. Ron’s a charmer. He’s likable. The things he does, of course, are often amusing, but mostly endearing, such as the time he rescued Harry from the Dursleys via a flying car, which he then flew into a whomping willow, and then said, “Of all the trees …

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When measured up to the other Weasley children, honestly, Ron’s a little middle-of-the-road. He’s not particularly smart (that’s Percy) or funny (that’s Fred and George) or attractive to Harry (that’s Ginny). But he has heart.

 

And you know what? He is smart and funny and—well, he’s Harry’s best friend. For good reason too. Ron’s a charmer. He’s likable. The things he does, of course, are often amusing, but mostly endearing, such as the time he rescued Harry from the Dursleys via a flying car, which he then flew into a whomping willow, and then said, “Of all the trees we could’ve hit, we had to get one that hits back.” He’s just a light-hearted brother from another mother. Revisit the best of young Mr. Weasley with these ten quotes!

 

1. Accio Brain!

 


 

2. Neville will play Quidditch for England before Hagrid lets Dumbledore down.

 


 

3. Percy wouldn’t recognize a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby’s tea cozy.

 


 

4. Yeah, I’ve seen those things they think are gnomes, like fat little Santa Clauses with fishing rods…

 


 

5. “Rubbish,” said Hermione. “You’ve read his books — look at all those amazing things he’s done —”

“He says he’s done,” Ron muttered.

 


 

6. I’ll fix it up with Mum and Dad, then I’ll call you. I know how to use a fellytone now.

 


 

7. “Yeah, we’ll call you,” muttered Ron as the knight disappeared, “if we ever need someone mental.”

 


 

8. From now on, I don’t care if my tea leaves spell, ‘Die, Ron, die,’ I’m chucking them in the bin where they belong.

 


 

9. “No,” said Hermione shortly. “Have either of you seen my copy of Numerology and Gramatica?”

“Oh, yeah, I borrowed it for a bit of bedtime reading,” said Ron, but very quietly.

 


 

10. A cat? Is that what they told you? It looks more like a pig with hair if you ask me.

 

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