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What If Your Favorite Game Of Thrones Characters Drove Uber?

Writing your opinions on fiction characters on the internet is one way of letting people know your thoughts. But imagine being able to rate them as Uber drivers!

 

It’s “Game of Thrones” meets the first-world way of complaining. 
 

 

1. Arya Stark – 2.0 

A uber review screen. The profile depicts Arya Stark with a two star rating. Underneath is a comment left by a customer "For a start, she wouldn’t tell me  her name, then spoke in the  third person.I felt like  I was sitting on needles.  Please don't get into this car  or this girl might kill you  and wear your face."

2. Lord Varys – 5.0 

A uber review screen. The profile depicts Lord Varys with a five star rating. Underneath is a comment left by a customer "If you want a gossip,  this man has all the details.  I had no idea who he was talking  about half the time but  I now know all their business."

3. Hodor – 5.0 

A uber review screen. The profile depicts Hodor with a five star rating. Underneath is a comment left by a customer "A man of few words, one word really,  and yet the best driver  I've had in awhile. I feel he would  carry me if needs be. He even held  my door as I got in and out!"

4. Sansa Stark – 1.0 

A uber review screen. The profile depicts Sansa Stark with a one star rating. Underneath is a comment left by a customer "She didn’t really show it  but I think she is annoyed  about not being an UberBlack."

 5. Tyrion Lannister – 5.0

A uber review screen. The profile depicts Tyrion Lannister with a five star rating. Underneath is a comment left by a customer "What a good trip! He kept up  interesting conversation the  entire ride!  He has books for you  to take as you please. What I didn't  appreciate was the amount of  wine-like drink he was chugging  the entire ride. I asked him how  he knew so much and his answer  was  "I drink and I know things". "

6. Ramsay Bolton – 2.0 

A uber review screen. The profile depicts Ramsay Bolton with a 2 star rating. Underneath is a comment left by a customer "  I asked him why he was a driver  when he didn't seem to like the  job and he replied, "Bastards  have to make money somehow.”  He was also eating raw sausages  as he drove which I didn't  really appreciate. "

7. Davos Seaworth – 4.0 

A uber review screen. The profile depicts Davos Seaworth with a four star rating. Underneath is a comment left by a customer "Not that good at introducing  himself. He also smelled of the  ocean and had this weird pouch  around his neck. He also glared at a fire breather as we drove past."

8. Theon Greyjoy – 3.0

A uber review screen. The profile depicts Theon Greyjoy with a three star rating. Underneath is a comment left by a customer "He seemed nice when I got into his  car but soon became nervous.  When my friend came  to open my door, he opened his  own and ran off down the street."

9. Jon Snow – 1.0 

A uber review screen. The profile depicts Jon Snow with a one star rating. Underneath is a comment left by a customer "Brooding, constantly talking about  the dead. He also didn't know  where to go. He knew nothing really."

10. Cersei Lannister – 1.0

A uber review screen. The profile depicts Cersai Lannister with a one star rating. Underneath is a comment left by a customer "I felt like I was in a dictatorship  for the 10 minute ride.  Lady needs to chill out  or get off her Iron Throne."

11. Daenerys of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, The Unburnt, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Queen of Meereen, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Protector of the Realm, Lady Regnant of the Seven Kingdoms, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons – 2.0

A uber review screen. The profile depicts Daenerys Targaryen with a two star rating. Underneath is a comment left by a customer "You know how there are weird  cat ladies, well Dany is a weird  dragon lady."

12. Jamie Lannister – 4.0

A uber review screen. The profile depicts Jaime Lannister with a four star rating. Underneath is a comment left by a customer "Handsome man,  shame about the hand."

13. Jorah Mormont – 3.0 

A uber review screen. The profile depicts Jorah Mormont with a three star rating. Underneath is a comment left by a customer "Bit of a crusty exterior. He won't shut up about this woman  Dany. I feel he is only a driver  hoping she will get into his car. "

14. Samwell Tarly – 5.0 

A uber review screen. The profile depicts Samwell Tarly with a five star rating. Underneath is a comment left by a customer "Has to be the nicest driver ever.  He listened to all of my ranting  and all he was short of doing  was scratching my back. "

What are your thoughts on the ratings? Let us know in the comments!