Man on his phone

Swipe on the Tinders of Famous Literary Characters

1. Holden Caufield

 

Holden Caulfield Tinder

 

Not into phonies. 6”2, if that matters. Smoker. Drinker. I’m probably the biggest sex maniac you ever saw, but recovering from an operation on my clavichord.

 

2. Golem

 

Golem Tinder

 

Looking for a ring. Something to call precious.

 

 

3. Patrick Bateman

 

Patrick Bateman Tinder

 

Return some videotapes and chill?

 

About Huey Lewis and the News: Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in ’83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He’s been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.

 

4. Big Brother

 

Big Brother Tinder

 

You WILL love me.

 

5. Brutus

 

Brutus Tinder

 

There will be no fault in our stars…as long as you aren’t a Virgo or a Pisces.

 

6. Oedipus

 

Oedipus tinder

 

Looking for someone who can cook, clean, and tuck me in. Older women are my Achilles.

 

7. Elizabeth Bennet

 

Elizabeth Bennet Tinder

 

I am a gentleman’s daughter; so far we are equal. On here looking around, but not looking for your approval.

 

8. Nancy Drew

 

Nancy Drew Tinder

 

I’ll learn all your dirty secrets before you can even figure me out.

 

9. Lisbeth Salander

 

Lisbeth Salander Tinder

 

If you touch me, I’ll more than alarm you.

 

10. Hester Prynne

 

Hester Prynne Tinder

 

Independent. Not on here to get slut-shamed. Into religious dudes.

 

11. Anna Karenina

 

Anna Kerinana tinder

 

A married woman, but curious. I don’t love you yet, but I’ll respect you.

 

12. Jane Eyre

 

Jane Eyre Tinder

 

I may not be your first, but I will be your last.