Stephen King is a talented man, there’s no denying it. From his mind has sprung such phenomena as The Shining, IT, Carrie, and, believe it or not, Stand by Me (based on his story ‘The Body.’) But horror writing is not his only area of expertise. He is also pretty darn good at tweeting. It’s a skill.
He’s a supporter of all Santa Clauses:
Does it matter if Santa is white or black or green, as long as he brings the presents? Come on, guys, get a life.
— Stephen King (@StephenKing) December 17, 2013
He’s a responsible social media user:
Remember not to tweet after midnight. It turns you into a gremlin.
— Stephen King (@StephenKing) October 17, 2017
He narrates an ongoing narrative regarding his dog’s feud with Trump:
Molly, aka the Thing of Evil, prepares to give Blabbermouth Don something to tweet about. pic.twitter.com/tiCCnxgbrB
— Stephen King (@StephenKing) November 5, 2017
He also documents other things his dog does, just like a proud dog dad should:
Molly, aka the Thing of Evil, prepares to go on an evening rampage with her faithful sidekick, Dipshit the Moose. pic.twitter.com/ruH2Ofri7u
— Stephen King (@StephenKing) August 26, 2017
He’s a supporter of Ken’s new hairstyles:
Barbie’s bff, Ken, now comes with a man bun or cornrows. You go with your bad self, Kenny.
— Stephen King (@StephenKing) June 20, 2017
He offers advice to aspiring writers:
Aspiring fiction writer? Cool! Here are 2 phrases you must NEVER use: “for a long moment” and “for some reason.” Find another way!
— Stephen King (@StephenKing) February 22, 2017
More Molly escapades:
Molly, aka the Thing of Evil, tries to convince me it was her stuffed monkey who shit in the corner. Calls it an alternative fact. pic.twitter.com/OCDZSQZTrG
— Stephen King (@StephenKing) January 24, 2017
Even he is afraid of clowns:
I have a button that says CAN’T SLEEP, CLOWNS WILL EAT ME. Probably not true. But what if it was? What if they’re just waiting?
— Stephen King (@StephenKing) September 10, 2016
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