Rowling Announces Three New eBooks on Hogwarts

Well, don’t I look silly. 

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Regardless of what _ thinks, I feel obligated – no, _! – to report on _.

_ Rowling continues to cry wolf – insert easy Lupin joke here – when it comes to commencing the true, ultimate ending for the Harry Potter stories.

It already feels like a sweet, _ overkill to apologize for a new character death every year on the anniversary of a fictional battle,