Rise in London Sex Accidents Blamed on ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’

With the recent movie release of Fifty Shades Darker, E.L. James fans seem to be taking things a step – or whip – too far. The trilogy focuses on what most call an abusive relationship, one that has no correlation to true erotica. In short, it’s a series that focuses on a couple, that participates in a lot, I mean a lot, of BDSM. 


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Over the past 5 years, Londoners have called the Fire Brigade to come rescue them from some sticky situations. From people stuck in handcuffs and to removal of penis rings, the increase in incidents is shocking, yet officials seem to know the reason why. In a recent press release, the Fire Brigade stated, “As the second Fifty Shades of Grey film hits cinemas we are once again warning about people being stuck or trapped in objects.” 


Now, you might be wondering…what on Earth? How could this happen? Valid point. It seems that the Fifty Shades of Grey books and movies are encouraging people to explore a more…erotic side of themselves. Hopefully they learn to be safe in the process! 


Be careful out there, folks and follow Director of Operations, Dave Brown’s wise words: “Our advice is simple: If the ring doesn’t fit, don’t force it on.”


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