Khloe Kardashian

Khloe Kardashian Deserves Better, So Here are 10 Goodreads Lists About Healthy Relationships

I’m going to start this off by saying that Khloe Kardashian does not deserve all the shit that’s been happening to her. Say what you want about the family, but Khloe has always been my favorite. She’s the HBIC. She’s the realest, most likable “character” on the show. Maybe it’s because she’s the black sheep; never really fitting in because she’s too big, too tall, maybe she’s OJ’s daughter, maybe she’s someone else’s daughter, maybe she’s not even a Kardashian! Khloe has to deal with a whole different ball game of bullshit in the media, and she’s better for it.

 

Seriously, convince me otherwise that Khloe has gotten the short end of the stick. She deserves to be happy, damn it.

 

After E! hits like Khloe and Kourtney Take Miami, or whatever else they put on TV, Khloe finally got her own show, Revenge Body, but when you realize how totally messed up the whole thing is, you really feel for her. 

 

Khloe Kardashian’s family asked her to lose weight because they believed it was ruining their brand, the star has revealed.

 

So is Revenge Body revenge on who, your bitch-ass family for being assholes? I’ve never seen the show, so that’s what I’m choosing to believe. 

 

Not only is she the whipping boy for her famous family, or so it seems, but her struggle in love is relatable if anything could ever be. Woman is hot as hell, entertaining, provocative, hilarious, and doing her best despite being “The Ugly Kardashian”, which I don’t agree with. Because none of them are ugly. It’s their job to be stunning. 

 

Girl can’t get a break. She marries who she thinks is the man of her dreams, only to have that not work out, then a series of crap relationships (same, girl), before finally getting what she’s always wanted – a baby. The love the tallest Kardashian received when she announced her pregnancy was outstanding. I contributed to it. We were all rooting for you, girl. All of us. Because you deserve it. 

 

But then this shit,

 

 

 

 

Are you kidding me with this shit? Can a girl not get a break?

 

So in support of Khloe, here are some user-created lists from Goodreads that do not condone those cheating bastards and biddies out there.

 

1. So you love a Bad Boy or Tortured Hero

 

Girl, join the club. There are so many sob stories out there for good (or at a minimum, decent) women falling for idiots who treat them like how you treat your iPhone after you’ve decided that you’re not going to replace that broken screen. 

 

2. Low Angst Romance Books

 

This is one of my favorite list titles on this listicle of list titles, because it’s beautifully specific. Angst in romance novels might as well be oxygen, because the air is usually so tense you can cut it with a knife. I have enough angst in my life as it is, so I’m down for anything low-angst.

 

3. Honorable Heros-No Rakes & No Cheaters!

 

I’m not gunna lie, finding lists to fill out this article was difficult. Most of the romance novel lists on Goodreads have titles like Best Dirty Talker in Romance and Stalkerific Romance Novel Heroes. People really fetishize terrible relationships, and I don’t get it. There are enough crap relationships in real life, why is reading about disfunction so fantastic? Let’s give an all around honorable mention to honorable people.

 

4. Perfect books with NO CHEATING

 

“No cheating” hardly makes a book perfect, but hey, it’s a start.

 

5. New Adult – No Cheating Heroes

 

Say it again, NO CHEATING HEROES.

 

6. MF only Romance safe from triangles, cheating of any kind between hero and heroine emotional or physical.

 

No love triangles, no cheating, no emotional or physical abuse, so basically it’s a list of healthy relationships, which is apparently a huge minority in romance novels. 

 

7. Jerk Whose Heart Only Beats For Her!

 

Isn’t that a trope we can all relate to. The asshole who’s an asshole to everyone except his girl. Reminds me of this meme, honestly.

 

Kim and Kanye meme

Image via Love this Pic

 

8. No cheating Hero Romance Novels

 

Shout it from the rooftops, y’all. No cheating heroes!

 

9. INSTA-Love Romance- NO CHEATING

 

This one’s a little more niche, while there is, once again, NO CHEATING, these are tales about “instalove”, which is apparently what today’s youth is calling “love at first sight”.

 

10. Best Book Boyfriends

 

Fifty Shades of Grey is on this list, so take it with a grain of salt.

 

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