Hilariously Honest Book Titles (‘Game of Thrones’ Edition)

We parodied the book covers of the first four volumes of ASOIAF. What no-frills titles do you think George R. R. Martin should have chosen?

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George R. R. Martin’s publisher already gives the author plenty of artistic liberties—such as taking years at a time to finish his novels—but we thought we’d take a crack at spicing up the titles of the ‘Song of Ice and Fire’ books, especially since the contents rarely spare readers gory details. What better way to celebrate the beginning of the end than with honest book titles? Scroll down for some office hot takes on the first four volumes of ASOIAF.


1. A Game of Thrones

Sleeping With the Enemy/My Sister



2. A Clash of Kings

She’s the Man


3. A Storm of Swords

Monster in Law


4. A Feast for Crows 

Jane Eyrie