Last week, we told you all about Piers Morgan’s and J.K. Rowling’s Twitter feud. That feud culminated in a legendary 32,567+ tweet thread, courtesy of Big Green Bookshop, an independent bookstore in North London, in which the shop tweeted the first Harry Potter installment sentence-by-sentence at the British television personality.
Non-automated. All by hand.
Never one to let the spotlight go — whether that spotlight is positive or otherwise — Morgan decided to tweet at E.L. James for a play-by-play of her infamous novel Fifty Shades of Grey. Because of course.
E.L. James’ quote of choice is, fittingly so, a line lifted right from the second Harry Potter installment when Gilderoy Lockhart and Harry have a conversation about Lockhart’s famed career. Fitting parallel to Morgan’s approach du jour.
Lord Sugar of NBC’s The Apprentice seemed to agree:
We’ll keep the popcorn popped for Morgan’s inevitable next response.
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