Very long time, no see, my ever-so-loyal Bookish Tweeters! Happy (belated) Juneteenth AND Father’s Day, everyone! Not only is it Father’s Day today, but also yesterday was Juneteenth, a day which had finally been made a federal holiday, usually giving workers time off (if during the week) to reflect on how far we’ve come and move forward to do more good and better for this nation.
Anyway, I know I’ve been very MIA on these bookish tweets-pieces for the past month or so, which is why this is yet another massive bookish tweets meal for you all to chow down on because you’ve more than earned it for waiting this long for all this goodness. So, let’s get to it!
All I Ask Of You
When life hands you a literary reference…
*sees a chandelier* wow just like in phantom of the opera
— SparkNotes (@SparkNotes) May 25, 2021
…I would say just take it and run with it, but in this case, run away from it before it crushes you!
Words of the Wise
If you ever feel like you need deep, thought-provoking words of wisdom from one of the greatest minds that ever lived…
Edgar Allan Poe was right pic.twitter.com/NDsKQGucAU
— SparkNotes (@SparkNotes) May 25, 2021
It’s timeless because it’s something we can all relate to time and again!
Too Far in the Sun
Just a gentle reminder that if you ever feel too down on yourself that’s outside of what is normal or you just haven’t been feeling like yourself for a long while (especially after a loss), you should always feel the need to bring up these feelings to a well-trusting adult…
Hamlet: I'm depressed.
Claudius: Hi depressed, I'm Dad!
Hamlet:
Claudius: Oh yeah your mother and I have some news.— SparkNotes (@SparkNotes) May 26, 2021
Ahem, I said “well-trusting adult”!
The Not-Much-Good, The Bad, and the Really Ugly
When you’re rooting for the only good, pure-of-heart character in a deeply-bleak fictional world and then this happens…
normal heart rate:
⠀ /⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ /
__ / __/__ / _
/⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ /heart rate after the author makes it clear your character symbolizes goodness in a world that’s inherently cruel:
________________
— SparkNotes (@SparkNotes) May 27, 2021
I believe I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Why must the good die young?!
Uncut Gems
When there’s diamond of a scene hidden in plain sight within your very favorite classic novel…
"the green light" this, "old sport" that okay but what about the bit where Nick invites Daisy over to reunite with Gatsby and Gatsby gets so nervous he jumps out a window when she arrives so he can knock on the door and act like he just got there too
— SparkNotes (@SparkNotes) May 28, 2021
How did this not get talked about as much as almost everything else? This is comedy gold right here and speaks a lot to the common introvert’s struggle of putting themselves out there to win their crushes over! (Whether you think I mean either Daisy or Nick as Gatsby’s crush, that is up to you…)
And speaking of trying to fit into the party mold…
Party Pooper
Someone else isn’t too happy about the way you presented yourself at their party…
Your vibes were off at Bilbo Baggins' 111st birthday party
— SparkNotes (@SparkNotes) June 1, 2021
…though to be fair, the party don’t start till the Hob’ walks in…
Any Plans Tonight?
Also up on things introverts can easily relate to…
"Sorry I can't hang out tonight, I have plans."
My plans: pic.twitter.com/IwqEBQQFJd
— SparkNotes (@SparkNotes) June 2, 2021
Nothing like a good ol’ fashioned recharge with a plate of food, a cup of tea, and a good long nap if I do say so myself!
Get to the Point
When someone is telling you a story, and then comes to but just casually buries the main lead…
hamlet: and then I got kidnapped by pirates
horatio:
hamlet: anyway,
— SparkNotes (@SparkNotes) June 2, 2021
Looks like Marlow wasn’t with Shakespeare that day in the pub to talk him out of that very brief plot point…
Gotta Get Up and Try
When you try your best, but you don’t succeed…
Victor Frankenstein when he built a creature, rejected him, and decided not to tell anyone the creature was running around in a murderous rage pic.twitter.com/uquzuKvV0q
— SparkNotes (@SparkNotes) June 3, 2021
Okay, maybe it wasn’t his absolute best, but at the end of the day, he still tried… (Whether he tried to succeed in reanimating a corpse or to prevent it from terrorizing the whole village, again I will leave that up to you…)
The Kindness of Strangers
When any of your elders try to tell you about the good ol’ days before social media came around and “ruined” everything…
Back in my day we didn't have "Google." If you wanted to know where the ducks go during the winter you had to ask a cab driver and just hope to God he had the answer.
— SparkNotes (@SparkNotes) June 4, 2021
Better find out soon before those ducks hit you square in the face, because in that case: better watch out…
Can’t Help Falling In Love
You know how wise men say “only fools rush in” when it comes to falling in love? Why is that when there is a magic potion to give someone so they’d have no choice but to fall in love? Those fools should’ve gotten a hold of this when they had the chance…
— SparkNotes (@SparkNotes) June 4, 2021
Available at any enchanted forest near you for every fool in need of a Bottom out there…
What Doesn’t Kill You…
When dating (especially after having some bad experiences in the past), it’s important to spot all the telltale bad signs in your previous relationships so you can steer clear of them in the future…
my red flags in men (just a few) pic.twitter.com/6wAsil1DGs
— SparkNotes (@SparkNotes) June 7, 2021
By doing this, you’re just several steps closer to landing your perfect partner, who will hopefully not put you in harm’s way in trying to make you theirs and theirs alone!
You Said It, Not Me!
When you know someone’s being misled, but you don’t want to tell them they’re being misled…
— SparkNotes (@SparkNotes) June 7, 2021
Only in Macbeth’s case, he just assumes no one can defeat him and runs off before the witches could tell him anything else, leaving them in as much a lurch as any other misbelieved prophet…
The Witches (had Macbeth stayed much longer): Are we a joke to you?
To Apply or Not to Apply
When applying for jobs, it’s key to think back on your past experiences on projects and look at them in a whole new light in terms of transferrable skills employers typically look for…
When creating a résumé, consider listing skills such as:
– verbal communication (giving soliloquies)
– problem solving (avenging your father's death)
– creating content for targeted audiences (staging a theatre performance to determine whether your uncle poisoned your father)— SparkNotes (@SparkNotes) June 8, 2021
If only Hamlet had lived to tell his tale of almost-triumph so he could land that sweet side gig…
Love (and Death) at First Sight
Tired of trying to meet people via a dating app or anywhere else online? For me, the connection with others just wouldn’t be the same. Try doing this instead…
deleting my dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (we make eye contact across a crowded room and die tragically as a result of our feuding families)
— SparkNotes (@SparkNotes) June 9, 2021
This way, you would just cut to the chase – quite literally – of meeting someone new, marrying them, and dying by their side! (Note: This dating method is certainly not suitable for everyone.)
Eat, Pray, Verify
When you want to be taken more seriously so you decide to get verified online…
We just got verified so from now on we'll be tweeting our silly little memes with slightly more authority
— SparkNotes (@SparkNotes) June 10, 2021
Sure, you may be verified on Twitter (and anywhere else online), but are you verified in your own eyes? (You thought you knew where this was going, but consider your own expectations subverted!)
I’m with (Fake) Stupid
When one part of a classic novel never quite matches up in any of the film adaptations…
Mary Shelley telling Hollywood that Frankenstein's creature can speak and is actually quite eloquent pic.twitter.com/N228GCy91i
— SparkNotes (@SparkNotes) June 10, 2021
At least there’s Young Frankenstein which implements that little tidbit, am I right?? (Though the creature and Frankenstein’s descendant had to swap brain juice, but he still got there!)
What You Say vs. How You Say It
We may have gone over this before, but here we are again, this time exploring how Tolkien typically wrote his works…
Tolkien explaining how a hobbit invented golf
▶🔘──────── 00:03Tolkien describing a tree
▶🔘──────── 2:52:49— SparkNotes (@SparkNotes) June 14, 2021
Who could hold a candle to how Tolkien could describe a fake tree’s history vs. how a fake sport was invented by our hero?
Pick an Icon, Any Icon
I’d like for anyone to name me one fictional character from classic literature that is easily relatable by any generation and demographic. I’ll wait…
Hamlet is important representation for those of us who wear all black and are given to random outbursts of excessive oversharing
— SparkNotes (@SparkNotes) June 15, 2021
Come to think of it, there really should be a character death battle between Hamlet and Holden Caulfield! Why isn’t this talked about as much, I ask you?!
An Ode to What’s There
As a poetry-lover, sometimes I wonder how the great poets from the past and even today ever managed to get their material from…
Birds, sadness, and the moon were invented by poets to sell more poems
— SparkNotes (@SparkNotes) June 17, 2021
The more you know about the world around you, the more potential you have of being a poet…
Everything’s Coming Up Bloody
It’s crucial for every couple, no matter what stage their relationship may be in, to check in with each other to make sure everything’s going swimmingly – that their ship is a healthy ship…
Romeo after marrying Juliet and slaying her cousin in the town square pic.twitter.com/aMmsuh29eZ
— SparkNotes (@SparkNotes) June 18, 2021
You know, I actually forgot that Juliet and Paris were cousins by blood, and her parents talked of marrying those two off? And Paris actually loved Juliet like that? Wow, such different times…
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