Acquiring first-week-release tickets for Avengers: Endgame is now comparable to acquiring Golden Tickets to Wonka’s factory. People know this. People are taking advantage of it.
CBS reports that scalpers are selling sold out theater tickets at disturbing prices. Some of the “lowest” selling tickets are starting at $750 for five seats in an Illinois cinema. The most expensive that are listed on eBay range from $10,000 to $15,000.
Potential buyers are likely eager to obtain premiere tickets for the sake of avoiding HEAVY spoilers. If you are one of these people, just know that Endgame actually releases in some countries, such as China, before the US (This is bullsh*t, I know). Therefore, “destiny still arrives.”
But you know what? Congratulations to those of you who successfully purchased the highly coveted Thursday night premiere tickets – I’LL SEE YOU THERE.
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