Harry Potter is an iconic book series, quickly becoming one of the most successful series of all time. It’s no surprise that this series has it’s lasted this long; how could it not between the movies, merch and of course, the books themselves. One of the things that makes the series is its intriguing titles. However, in each instance, there are so many possible titles that these books could have. Considering there are even memes of the titles such as “Harry Potter and the Audacity of This Bitch” floating around social media, what would the Harry Potter titles look like if they were written about the other characters and not Harry? Do you think Harry would mind?
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone
-Ron Wesley and the Time Harry Almost Killed Him Over a Game of Chess
Ron, a loyal friend to Harry from the very beginning. Right off the bat they became friends and right off the bat Harry gets him into a whole lot of crazy situations Between the three-headed dog and the killer vines that like to strangle you to death. Ron still sticks around and puts his life on the line during a super intense game of chess. The MVP of book one could have easily been Ron.
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
-Tom Riddle and the Time Harry Potter Stole His Diary
Stealing a diary is totally Mean Girls– the diary being the Wizarding equivalent of the Burn Book! .Without Tom Riddle’s diary, Harry would have never made it to the Chamber of Secrets, and we wouldn’t have a story.
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
-Hermione Ganger and the Time She Fucked With Time Travel
Hermione spent this entire book going back in time, then using it for her own benefit and keeping time travel a secret from her friends and loved ones. If this doesn’t sound like the plot to almost every time travel movie I don’t know what does. Plus with Hermione being such an interesting and deep character, it definitely would have made for a HP worthy book.
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
-Cedric Digory and the Graveyard of Wizard Nazis
Cedric Digory, just minding his own business, learning spells, and participating in school activities. As a Hufflepuff, he embodied friendship and loyalty which is why hw and Harry decided to win he tri-wizard cup together, instead of fighting for it further. BUT OF COURSE, POOR CEDRIC FINDS HIMSELF ALL MIXED UP IN HARRY’S DRAMA, and in a graveyard of the most evil people in the wizarding community, he is murdered.
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
-Albus Dumbledore and the Time They Tried to Replace ME
Lets face it, Dumbledore needed his own book title, what better book than the one in which they tired to REPLACE our beloved headmaster!? The book in which we learned there is only one Dumbledore and though he is a complicated man, his shoes cannot be filled.
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
-Draco Malfoy and His Father, Who Will Hear About This.
Throughout every single book, Draco finds himself uttering his most iconic phrase, never letting down his audience. It’s only fitting that he should get his own book title.
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
-Neville LongBottom and the Day He Stood Up for Himself
Neville has an extremely pivotal moment in this novel where the boy who we all knew throughout the books, he stands up for himself and others which changed the tone of the final battle in this series.
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