I know that my previous article today was 12 Hilarious Literature Related Tweets from This Week but I feel like it needed to be longer, because they JUST DON’T STOP COMIN’. So here ya go.
I saw a man describe ‘Daria’ as toxic for popularizing cynicism today, as though there weren’t literally a hundred shows/movies/books that centered cynical asshole males before it. Can you imagine blaming Daria for what Holden Caulfield did? REALLY IMAGINE THAT
— Tini Howard @ HEROES AA1419 (@TiniHoward) June 21, 2018
When you first joined twitter vs now pic.twitter.com/1jXrYtJE8M
— Pina ColAda ? (@Ada_Porg) June 21, 2018
Lizard brain: want journal
Me: No, we have 50 half-used journals lying around already.
Lizard brain: journal. nice paper. write in it. pretty.
Me: We won’t write in it; we can only think on the keyboard now.
Lizard brain: j o u r n a l
Me: *has already clicked “buy”*
— Faith N. Erline (@bylostways) June 15, 2018
Here is my audition 2 be lady who shakes vaguely dissatisfied white man out of malaise w her accessible eccentricity pic.twitter.com/gJlYoisNFC
— Natalie Walker (@nwalks) September 6, 2016
don’t talk to me or my slightly dog-like son or my fucked up son-dog or my weirdly human dog or my dog ever again pic.twitter.com/whvbr8PSsb
— Dan Douglas (@dandouglas) May 1, 2016
Whenever I wanna flirt with a guy I just tell him that I can’t read
— Anna Drezen (@annadrezen) June 22, 2018
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