It has just been announced that Elle Woods, fashion guru, lawyer extraordinaire, and feminist icon, will be making her glorious return with Legally Blonde 3 next year and I am extremely excited. So I’ve put together a collection of her most iconic quotes from the movies.
Via The Gloss
Warner Huntington III: You got into Harvard Law?
Elle: What? Like it’s hard?
(Cross examining Chutney Windham who claims she had a shower right after getting a perm, and that she was in the shower when her father was shot)
Elle: Exactly. Because isn’t the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance that you’re forbidden to wet your hair for at least 24 hours after getting a perm at the risk of deactivating the immonium thygocolate?
Chutney Windham: Yes.
Elle: And wouldn’t somebody who had, say, thirty perms before in their life be well aware of this rule, and if in fact you weren’t washing your hair as I suspect you weren’t because your curls are still intact, wouldn’t you have heard the gunshot, and if in fact you had heard the gunshot Brooke Windham wouldn’t have had time to hide the gun before you got downstairs. Which means you would have had to found Brooke Windham with a gun in her hand to make your story plausible, isn’t that right?
Elle: I don’t need back-ups. I’m going to Harvard.
C.U.L.A. Advisor: Well then, you’ll need excellent recommendations from your professors.
C.U.L.A. Advisor: And a heck of an admissions essay.
C.U.L.A. Advisor: And at least a 175 on your LSATs.
Elle: I once had to judge a tighty-whitey contest for Lambda Kappa Pi. Trust me, I can handle anything.
Elle: Is that low-viscosity rayon? With a half-loop top stitching on the hem?
Boutique Saleswoman: Of course. It’s one of a kind.
Elle: It’s impossible to use a half-loop stitching on low-viscosity rayon. It would snag the fabric. And you didn’t just get it in – I saw it in June Vogue a year ago. So if you’re trying to sell it to me for full price, you’ve picked the wrong girl.
Elle: I just don’t think that Brooke could’ve done this. Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don’t shoot their husbands, they just don’t.
Elle: If I’m going to be a partner in a law firm by the time I’m thirty, I’m going to need a boyfriend who’s not such a bonehead.
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