It’s Monday. Everyone is sad, no one is laughing. That is about to change. The Twitterverse never fails to offer up top class literature related comedy for the gloomy bookworm, so enjoy our round-up of some of the greatest tweets from the last week.
I give JK Rowling 12 hours before she tweets that Snape was actually based on John McCain.
— Joel Kim Booster (@ihatejoelkim) August 27, 2018
So Close: Woman In Fairytale Kisses Frog But It Just Turns Into Frog With Human Hand pic.twitter.com/PzMIpjvDrQ
— ClickHole (@ClickHole) August 22, 2018
I’m 22 years old & I just realized that “This little piggy went to the market” doesn’t mean he went food shopping
— Samantha ? (@AngelicGirlxD) August 20, 2018
I’M HOWLING, my little brother lost a tooth today and he’s after writing a note asking the tooth fairy for €100 pic.twitter.com/UhPR11E20h
— s-? ? (@saiberbully_) August 21, 2018
Voldemort was really beefing with a kid.
— Melanie Barnett (@PersnicketyK) August 19, 2018
— aoife (@aoiph) August 18, 2018
When I say I’m killing my darlings, what I really mean is I’m copying and pasting my darlings into a secret folder called “random” that sits in a dark corner of my desktop near the recycle bin…#writerslife
— Ash Lauren (@emdashash) August 18, 2018
wow no reason in particular but 2 really good books i read this year involving very nuanced and emotional DOG OWNERSHIP plot lines were The Pisces by Melissa Broder & Days of Abandonment by Elena Ferrante
— Gabby Noone (@twelveoclocke) August 19, 2018
To All The Boys I Slept With In 2017 I’m Sorry I Was Going Through Some Things
— pope mallón (@toastykneecaps) August 26, 2018
To all the me hoys I’ve minoyed before
— ?????? ℭ?????? (@infinityonhi) August 26, 2018
Anthony Bourdain on Jamie Oliver. pic.twitter.com/1Qp5hHbYSB
— Kieran Devlin (@NoNotThatDevlin) August 25, 2018