13 Hilarious Literature-Related Tweets for All of Your Friday Needs!
Happy Friday, party people! The work day is nearing it's end; it's almost time for you to unzip your pantsuit, pour yourself a glass of something strong, and get ready to live out all of your wild, wicked weekend dreams!
And, what better way to prepare for the start of weekend fun than with thirteen literature-related tweets that will have you cackling your entire commute home? Come, let's cackle.
Read, laugh, share, let loose! Woohoo!!
.@parisreview So is Paris any good or not— Patricia Lockwood (@TriciaLockwood) January 9, 2013
- much ado about nothing— Gold Mantis (@fujichia) October 1, 2015
- 2 much 2 nothing
- much ado 3: toyko drift
- much nothing
- much 5
- much ado 6
- nothing 7
Ever realised how fucking surreal reading a book actually is? You stare at marked slices of tree for hours on end, hallucinating vividly— Katie (@KatieOldham) December 9, 2014
[1st day as new school librarian]— jomny sun (@jonnysun) February 1, 2016
STUDENT: is the great gatsby history or literature
MY BRAIN: dont say its lit dont say its lit
ME: its lit
I'm gonna write a book about the difficulties of watching Pride and Prejudice dubbed into French. It will be called L'Austen Translation— Greg Jenner (@greg_jenner) October 21, 2013
Please stop calling us your "squad" Linda this is book club— Randi Lawson (@RandiLawson) June 23, 2015
[first day as a masseuse]— Ollie (@ojedge) August 30, 2015
Me: [closing book] "…& they all lived happily ever after"
Customer: "That's not what I meant by 'happy ending'"
alec baldwin memoir cover looks like the next installment of twilight pic.twitter.com/poiqYCZh6V— Oliver Willis (@owillis) August 29, 2016
I'm old enough now that I can't distinguish between the books I read in college and have forgotten, and the ones I just pretended to read.— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) August 19, 2016
At Starbucks I order under the name Godot. Then leave.— Nein. (@NeinQuarterly) April 4, 2013
P. Didion— Kevin Nguyen (@knguyen) August 25, 2015
mark, my words. *mark brings me a dictionary* thanks mark— philippe iujvidin🥉 (@philyuck) August 1, 2013
me: goodnight moon :)— jomny sun (@jonnysun) October 21, 2014
me: goodnight stars :)
me: sry wrongnumber
moon: whos stars
moon: who is stars
moon: answer me
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